Chapter 1: Ruined

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The gang was sitting on the couch watching a movie, while edd was outside digging a hole with tom's bass near him.

Edd: Urgh, how did I get myself into this mess?

*flashback*

Edd was walking by tom's room and saw his bass. he then started to play it until he saw a spider on the floor.

Edd: ARGHH! A SPIDER!!

he then smashed the spider with the bass, but also broke it in the process

*end of flashback*

Edd: oh yeah...

he kept digging until he hit something. he wiped dirt off to see hieroglyphs. Inside the house, tom, matt, jake, milo and tord were watching a movie until edd came in.

Edd: Hey guys, check this out!

They all walk out of the living room and into the backyard where edd shows them his discovery, a Egyptian looking hatch.

Edd: I think it's some kind of old Egyptian door or something.

The others aren't impressed.

Matt: I am very disappointed right now.

Tord: Great.

Milo: *in a sarcastic tone* Wow, that's so amazing.

Tom: Uhh huh. That's gre- What in the name of this delicious bowl of Eddsworld Cereal happened to my Bass!?!

Jake: I didn't know you played.

Edd: But there might be treasure down there!

Tord, Matt and Milo Stopped and turned around with smiles on their face.

Tord, matt, milo: Treasure?!

Edd Opened the door and threw a rope down there. tord went down first. edd and jake saw matt and milo wearing pirate hats.

Edd: For the last time Matt, no pirate hats.

Jake: Same goes for you, Milo.

Matt and Milo: *in a sad tone* Yar..

Tom went down next, then edd, then matt, and then jake and me. when we got halfway down the rope broke.

All: ARGHHH!!!

They all hit the bottom and got dizzy. edd looked around and couldn't see tom.

Edd: Where's Tom?!

Then He lit up a torch and it turns out tom was standing next to him glaring at him.

Edd: oh..

The others regained their focus and looked around.

Edd: Well, it looks like I have the only light.

Tord pulls out a flashlight.

Tord: Nope, I have one to- *edd knocks it out of his hand* Nevermind.

Jake: Uncle Edd, what do we do now?

Edd: We need to find another way out of here.

They begin to walk through the tomb, passing by skeletons which matt stole a hat from. Somewhere else, a tomb opened and out popped a mummy. the gang then reached a forked path.

Edd: Looks like we will have to split up... So, I'll take Tom and Milo.

Tom: OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE TORD!! IN YOUR FACE!

Milo: Take That, Jake!

Tord and jake crossed their arms and glared at them.

Matt: So, I'm stuck with Tord And Jake?! No offence, I mean... Y'know.

Jake: None Taken.

Jake, Tord and Matt went down the right path, and Edd, Tom and Milo went down the left path. Edd stops walking and looks around the hallway

Edd: Hmmm, seems safe enough.

Milo and Tom Enter next to him. He then came up with an idea.

Edd: Erm, what's that over there?!

he points at something and tom looks but milo looks away, not wanting to fall for that trick.

Tom: Huh? *Edd shoves him into the ground, triggering the traps* ARGHHHHHH!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! THE ARROWS ARE EVERYWHERE!! THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!! WHY WON'T IT STOP! PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME DIE!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! OUCH THE PAIN!!

Milo could just watch in shock as tom was pierced by the traps. Tom crawled out with an arrow in his head and a bloody nose, glaring at edd.

Tom: I hate you.

Meanwhile, the mummy starts to get closer to the gang. 

with Matt, Tord and Jake, We walked in the dark until stopping as tord lit a match.

Jake: I'm not even going to ask where you got those.

We all looked around until matt leaned too close to the match and his hat caught on fire.

Matt: ARGHHHH!!

Matt ran around while I chased after him, trying to put out the fire. Matt then hit a booby trap. spikes protruded from the walls, and sand began to fill the room.

Tord: Okay, how can this get any worse?!

Suddenly, a speaker began blasting "sunshine lollipops" and I began humming the tune, angering Tord.

Tord: Son of a-

They all emerge on the other side with edd, tom and milo.

Tom: Hahaha! In your face! ... You know next time you take him.

Milo: Not one word Jake.

They all saw a treasure chest in front of Them as jake and milo had stars in their eyes. Edd walked up to the chest.

Edd: Looks like we need a key! I wonder where it could be...

Jake then looked behind him and his face was in shock

Jake: Uh, Guys...

They all turn around and see the mummy with the key for the chest.

Tom: Holy crap! *the others were glaring at him* I mean, holy pop tarts in a pencil sharpener! *they started glaring more* No? I'll go over there...

While tom was in the corner, the mummy began to speak some chants they couldn't understand.

Edd: Erm... Okay...

All of a sudden, two other mummies came out of the ground. matt screamed and jumped into tord's arms. Milo was standing in front of them ready to fight while jake facepalmed. and then, tom hit them in the head with glass bottles.

Tom: Jinkeys!

Edd attacked the one with the key, burning the bandages off with his torch. it then punched edd into a pillar which began to fall towards the mummy.

Mummy: Hahaha!! Oh crap...

The mummy was crushed by the pillar and Edd grabbed the key. Milo was getting giddy and jake opened the chest. and then, the floor opened underneath them and they fell screaming until they hit the ground.

Edd: Hey, I'm alive! You guys broke my fall! Guys? Guys?

The end

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A/N The eddisodes are going to be completely randomized. they will be different each time. with that said, let me know what you think and I will see you all next time.

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