Dear Spiders

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Dear spiders,
You are f****ing shit sticks. You are ugly as shit and hairy as f***. If my dog had a face that ugly i would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards. Your eyes are so f***ing messed up, you sons of bitches. All you do all day long is stalk innocent creatures and babies and then suck their blood. You have no purpose on earth and I would take mosquitos over you any day.
Love,
Your hater

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