Dear Winter

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Dear winter,
Let me just say that you are annoying as f*** and when i hear those winter lovers scream "WINTER'S HERE!!!!!" I want to throw up in mother earth's face. No one likes you and you are so cold you have icicles hanging from your ass. The only reason people put up with you is because they know that Christmas will be soon and that means presents. Other wise, they would push you off a building. Stop thinking your cool and go f*** yourself with an icicle! And then die.
Love,
Your hater

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