Dear Pimples

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Dear Pimples,
You are oily, greasy and annoying as f***. You ruin my life and everyone else's, not to mention the fact that no one likes you or wants you. Your like ebola. Get over yourself and f*** it. You are so ugly and slimy Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. She then she was killed by a train on her way to the doctor's because she was too busy heaving at the sight of you.
Love,
Your hater

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