Dear Death

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Dear Death,
Who left the bag of idiots open? Oh wait.... Your too stupid to insult. I just wanted to let you know that you inspire my inner serial killer. You think you're ALL THAT, huh? You think you're so cool and awesome? Well you clearly have a tinted view on the world. You know, I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse. By the way, were you born this stupid or did you take lessons? If you did, did you take them from your mom? Never mind, your wasting my time by even living.
Love,
Your hater

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