EMOJI MEANINGS:
🧿- Relates to the 2 main couples (emmy + christian and dimitri + maria)
🤍- An Emmy x Christian chapter
💫- A Dimitri x Maria chapter
📀- Side story: A oneshot about a couple or just a story that happens in this universe
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
maria: low emotional stability. in love with joao felix. becomes hyperfixated on men in their mid 20s. least racist person ghetto academy has ever seen.
emmy: goofy. kinda scary. likes skephalo a bit too much. is in love with christian. cannot spell.
zoe: unproblematic most of the time. canadian. misses school too much. awesome matchmaker. slapped christian in the face once. used to be obsessed with john cena. then sebatian stan. then chris hemsworth. than eminem. you get it.
michaela: einstein. keeping the classes collective gpa up. track star.
penni: burps a lot. ellie is obsessed with her. elias and her are dating (yes this is canon they are no debating). owns lululemon but is not annoying. math whisperer.
christian: everyone used to hate him. hes chill now. super gay jokester #1. mocks and bullies small children. lives at ghetto academy. loves emmy.
elias: super gay jokester #2. in love with dimitri (and penni). is batman. also THE alpha wolf. is also in love with richie. constantly feuding with christian.
dimitri: like 10 people like (like like) him but hes a loner (big ass ego tbh). does drugs? probably bisexual but denies it. least problematic boy. bad handwriting. not worse than christians though. likes maria.
richie: plays hockey. for years that was his only personality trait. also plays baseball. had a goofy perm. his brother is scary. cannot spell for the life of him.
andre: andre isnt his real name but no one calls him his real name. only blonde person i know. booksmart but has no common sense. scratch that, hes an idiot. blind but refuses to get glasses. is jealous of emmy and christian.
aris: obsessed with dimitri. penni's cousin. short. eats a 4 course meal in class and gets away with it. very smart definetly (this is sarcasm)
NOW THE CLASS BELOW THEM (only the important ones tho)
alexis: basically in 8th grade cause most of her class is really annoying (my words not hers). cant keep a starbucks refresher upright. lululemon girlie but not annoying.
wedad: best 7th grader. part of the asthma kids. has a cool dog. got into yale (maybe). swaggy
ali: other best 7th grader. also part of the asthma kids. v gorgeous.
christina: lululemon girlie. hangs out with annoying people.
niko: okay sometimes. very moody though. best 7th grade boy tbh. shorter than his 10 year old sister.
kosta: i have very mixed opinions on him. not bad. not good. just...kosta.
nicoletta: no comment.
dean: said one racist thing. got repremaned. it was too much for him and now hes homeschooled.
SIXTH GRADE
vaggeli (aka veggie): frightening. typical andrew tate loving 12 year old boy. belongs on multiple government lists. dimitris brother.
manoli: has anger issues. a lot of them. is scary. got moved up a greek class because the teacher was annoyed by him.
spiro: possesed by a demonic furry. many exorsims have been attempted. none have succeded.
roro and koko: best sixth grade girlies.
TEACHERS
miss nini: math teacher. karen at 26 years old. hates fun and laughter
mrs kiki: ela teacher. racist homophobic child hating mental abuser with no brain or commom sense. senile. likes donuts.
miss popo: science teacher. teaches the most boring class. is boring. her face makes me want to go to sleep.
mr flaf: history teacher. the best teacher. actually. hes so fun. and cool. im not kidding hes my fav. not racist woooo
mr bobo: former ela teacher. other best teacher. so fun. a lot of newselas but its ok. slams books to wake people up. again, awesome. we all miss him.
stav: greek teacher. yes. doesnt care if you curse or hit people because he does too. iconic. so funny. taught us how to cheat on tests. only other good teacher left at this stupid school.
principal lala: i used to hate her but shes better now. maybe cause the years almost over and shes happy to get rid of us.
miss gigi: office lady. awesome. so cool. yassss.
mrs. gaga: mean assistant principal.
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The Love Hexagon of Ghetto Academy
Fanfiction⚠️DISCLAIMER: We wrote this for fun. Everyone in this story is based off a real person but does not reflect exactly what they would do irl. If you are featured in the story and are genuinely uncomfortable with your portrayal in this book, tell maria...
