The Love Hexagon of Ghetto Academy

The Looney Luncheon 🧿📀

It's tradition at Ghetto Academy to have a luncheon for the 8th graders every year where they eat food and get yelled at for playing songs that say the word motherfucker even though you can't tell it even says motherfucker. Today was luncheon day for this year. Maria ran in, nearly tripping on her heels. She knew if she got in the room after the bell, Mrs. Kiki would be a bum and give her a tardy even if she was 2 seconds late. She soon found out she wasn't the latest, since Penni and Aris burst through the door a minute later. They all went to Mrs. Kikis homeroom to join everyone. When they walked in, Mrs. Kiki was nowhere to be found, Christian was trying to snap Andre's neck or something and Elias was explaining the science of furries to Dimitri. They all turned their heads to the door when Aris face planted as soon as he walked in. Eventually they all turned their heads back to what they were doing (except Elias and Dimitri. They were staring at the two girls going to sit with Zoe and Michaela.) A moment later, Mrs. Kiki walked in with a box of donuts and said, "Sorry I was late. They made the wrong donut order and I had to scold the Dunkin manager."
"Can I have a donut, Mrs. Kiki?" Andre asked.
"NO. DONUTS ARE FOR ME. GO DO 36 PUSHUPS IN THE HALLWAY!!" She yelled in response. "Why 36? Why not just 35?" He replied. "BECAUSE I SAID SO. DO 37 NOW LITTLE BOY!!" She yelled, before grabbing her donut print coffee mug and opening the box of donuts to happily eat like 7 sprinkle donuts at once. 20 minutes later he came back in, soaked in sweat, looking like a wet dog. Everyone else did boring things or something until it was time for the luncheon. They all went down to the East room and for some reason Mrs. Lala (not Mrs. Lele. Shes the gym teacher. Mrs. Lala is the principal.) made a big reveal. Like the room was pretty, but it wasn't the friggin Notre Dame in there. Elias mom is the best decorator ever. She also has amazing music taste. They all sat down and Christian proceeded to take 5 peoples phones and take like 25 photos on each. They ate their food, spilt some of course, since a lot of them are mentally 7 years old and also don't know colors or proper manners. When the party pooper Nicki Minaj hating teachers left, they were forced to do some stupid dancing or something and take about 800 pictures. Then Aris broke the photo backdrop and Andre learned to levitate. They danced to Indian music and then the boys were carrying Aris around like he was a casket at a funeral and then they had a chicken fight and multiple people almost died. They insulted each other on pictures frames and like broke their feet. And then they were forced to go home after Maria's very insightful interviews. Overall good day. But there were some... interesting undertones. Maria was sideyeing Aris the whole time because she found his creepy gokuarisrocks diary after he tried to kill her or something. She noticed him staring at Dimitri while she and Dimitri were staring at each other. Also Richie was very mad that Zoe took the spot next to his booboo-bear Michaela. Elias wouldn't play Boomerang by Jojo Siwa, just because he decided to be mean. Also somehow Ellie found a way to be there as a chef? Im telling you, shes always there. Even when she isn't, you feel her presence. Kinda spooky if you ask me. You know what else is spooky? The fact that Christian apparently trapped a teachers spirit in a book. And also that every rogue ball in gym class mysteriously hits Maria's head. Ghetto Academy is most likely haunted. Anyways, theres tension building, relationships forming and potentially being at risk and also ghosts, so really fun.

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written by m with a lil help from w