When my pet duck tried to eat my foot when i was young, i knew i wanted to be a baker. After high school was out, i started looking for jobs in the area.
"Ugh no job." I sighed and wanted to rip my hair from my scalp as my 86 hour search came to an end.
I began to turn off the computer when i heard a bing, which meant i had an email waiting for me like a hungry alligator waiting for it's prey.
I opened the email and gasped! A job offer!
"Hello i am paula deen and i need a slave i mean workers cough cough. U will get 8£ a day, yes 8£ because i live in england hahahaha oh btw you will have to move to england to work here
Email or hmu on kik if you want the job
Thx, ms deen"
I started crying, of course i wanted the job!
I packed my stuff and told my mom i was going to the mall before i went to the airport. I love my mom she's so nice. She has blonde hair.
I flew from the middle of Nebraska to england. Holmes chapel was where the bakery was, and i could not wait to start.
I kiked ms deen before i left for england, and she kiked me back.
"Who is this" she kiked me.
"It's me Swanson. (-:" i kiked back and blushed. I loved sending risky texts.
"Ron swanson? Where the heck is "cooking for horny ladies XXX"? I already paid u lol" she replied quickly.
"What? No im swanson the gal u offered the bakery job to (-:" i kiked.
"Ok come 2 wurk i am redy 2 teach u how 2 bake" she kiked.
I was like (-: and i began to ride my bike from london to holmes chapel.
I walked through the door of the bakery and saw the most beautiful woman i have ever seen, but her back was facing me. She had curly brown hair that went to her shoulders and she was very tall.
I went up to her and grabbed her booty.
"Aye mami how is u." I whispered in her ear
Then she turned around and HE was like (-:
"Hi im harry i work in this bakery and i think ur cute tbh." He said
"Hi harry im Swanson i work here 2 now i like ketchup with my eggs." I said, while blushing. Even thought I like girls, he looks like a girl so i like him.
"Kool. You should hmu on kik and send me nudes i mean tell me about your self aha (-: xx" he suggested.
"Kool! :D" i said back.
Paula waddled out and said hello.
"Hi :D" i said
"Shut up" she slapped me an i cried.
"Ow" i said laying on the cold hard ground.
"Dont do tht!!!!1!!!" Hairy said and he pushed paula out the window.
"Harry....u saved me." I got up and ran into his arms.
"I i ii ii i i ii ii ii ii i iiii ii iiiiiiiiii i i i i ii. I think im in luv with u swanson." He said to me.
"Omg i luv u 2 harry."
We went into the bathroom.
We fucked (-:
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L8r tht nite i kiked harry. He was so funny haha he sent me pictures of me from outside my house ahah so funny!
"Nudez?" Hairy asked for the 98,763rd time.
"Nein!" I protested.
"Swanson... U no i luv u rite?" He kiked.
"Yep (-:" i said. I started to sweat, because risky kiks make me do that.
"Then will u marry me????????" He kiked me.
I was like :o but i nodded.
"Yus!" I cried and kiked
