The elder D'arby walks up the steps to his apartment room, a mailed-in box from amazon in hand.
He gets to his apartment, as he opens the door. HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GROSSEST, MOST REPULSIVE, DISGUSTING SHIT YOU WILL EVER LAY YOUR GODDAMN EYES UPON. There's shit (Yes, actual shit) on the floor, there's uh... Period blood on some MCR posters (Idfk how maybe he bought them from ebay for 5 cents) and piss and shit stains on the bed and everywhere, really.
D'Arby breaths in some of the rotten shit-period-blood-piss air from the room.
"Ahhh, home sweet home."
He says, as he closes the door. He hops on his piss-shit-stained bed, and grabs a stained knife. (This knife was used to kill Chris-chan)
He opens up the box, and unwraps the item from the bubblewrapping.
He gasps, his eyes lighting up to see the LIMITED EDITION HELLO KITTY NOOSE!!!11!!
He squeals.
"THIS IS PERFECT! HEHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHEHEHHGGHH"
He walks over to his closet, and picks out a pretty rusty chair.
He sets it near the fan, and climbs up, setting up the cute noose.
"Eheheheheehehehehghhh, this'll be sooo kawaii dessuuu!!!"
(A.N. Goddammit i hate his bitch ass sm)
He puts its around his skinny ass next and boom.
He's dead brah.
Terence and everyone don't give a flying fuck Lmfaooooo
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D'Arby (ELDER) x die
RandomI hate this fucking bitch so fucking bad please let me cave his head in with a rock while Terence watches please let me kill him i fucking hate him so much please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET HIM DIE LET HIM DIE LET HIM SHRIVEL UP AND DIE WHO'S WIT...
