'I dare Alex to be Broly's mate for a day. Then Alex beats the crap out of him'
Alex: Hey naruto can I ask u something?
Naruto:Sure what
Alex:What is Sasuske to u
Naruto:Ummm...what do u mean
Alex:I mean is he your mate,lover,husband?
Naruto:hehe well I don't really know so(notices a shadowy figure behind Alex) well hey sasu-kun
Sasuke:well my dobe finally notices me this time(comes over dips him and kisses him deeply)and we have all the names of love there's none specific for us
Alex:(starts to human cry not anime there's a DEFERENCE)this is so hmrf t-to-touching u two are truly bonded that's why I love sasunaru
Naruto:um Alex why did u ask?
Alex:well its about Broly
Broly:what about him?
Alex:(stunned,turns around and screams) AH BROLY I THOUGHT U WERE TRAINING AT THE LOOK OUT WITH GOKU AND WOULD NOT BE BACK TILL TONIGHT
Broly:haha well I was training until kakarot got hungry and left to eat and I trained so hard I actually blew up the lookout up to now mister popo is looking for me
Naruto:(whispers in Alex's ears)hey Alex u have a dare I wrote it in two parts(gives him dares)
Alex:(reads first half and anime Cry's)why why why me AND MY STUPID MOUTH I DID THIS TO MYSELF
Broly:Alex what's wrong
Naruto: is that why u were asking me about the love stuff
Alex:yeah cause Broly is supposed to get a mate net week for its his 22nd birthday he didn't get it one at 18 like other sayijn but now I feel bad for him and wants to give him one but now me.
Broly:what's wrong
Alex:heres the dare(gives him dare)
Broly:(light shines down on him from a spotlight)thank u shenron for granting my wish(now gets sassy)BUT I ASKED FOR THIS FROM THE FIRST CHAPTER NOW ITS THE 13TH UR AS SLOW AS AN OLL CHCHI BUS(FYI Jamaican folk tale)but u don't want to do it don't u
Alex:well u do want a mate but its only for a day so at least its not forever but no sex I read GokuYaio's book 'Forbidden love' and it says u have sex so no sex OK just the mark yo prove it OK!
Broly:fine I want u to like being my mate not rush into it so I'll just mark u OK and u have to mark me back OK.
Alex:OK (leans head sideways and closes eyes)
Broly:OK ready(leans over and fangs come out or teeth sharpen)
Sasuke&naruto:•-• this is different than how we do it
Broly:(bites Alex and draws blood)Mumm
Alex:(flinches)well mmm I didn't know that sayijns had to take this much when they mate it an all rounder thing
Broly:(takes out teeth and wipes off blood)hn well yeah its tradition but unlike kakarot and Vegeta we did the normal thing but(points at neck)you still need to bite me(he said pouting)
Alex:well I'm not a sayijn so my teeth don't extend but I can be a sayijn
Broly:how u have to be born a sayijn or have sayijn blood
Alex:exactly I just have to inject your blood into me then I will be a sayijn(runs to first aid kit and gets a syringe)OK Broly hold still(stabs his arm and sucks a pint of blood)
Broly:(flinches)u done
Alex:yeah I have it can u inject in in me please?
Broly:sure(takes syringe and stabs Alex)there done
Alex:OK so what happens now(starts to transform/his hair grows a yellowish-orangeish colour and has a orange tale)um Broly how do I look?
Broly:(nosebleeds) wow u look so perfect(his black tale swishes back and fort)
Alex:hmhm thanks so I'll just bit u back now (bites his neck)
Broly:(smiles in thought)yes where finally mated Alex is mine my little ale-chan even for a day it will be great
Alex:(takes out teeth)well there we go now this dare makes me a sayijn thanks 'LovesAllAnime'
Broly:Now let's rub it in there faces(both flies out of window)
...at capsule corp...
Goku: Chichi I love u(kisses her)
Chichi:I love u too(kisses back)
Vegeta:Bulma when is the movie starting
Bulma:soon dear
Vegeta:I love u I don't know how I would lose u
Bulma:lose me not likely and I love u too
(Alex & Broly appears)
Alex:Hey guys
Goku:hey Alex
Vegeta:hello human b...(notices hair and tail)wait UR A SAYIJN but how?
Chichi:that's what I wanna know
Alex:well all I did was inject some of Broly's blood into my DNA so I became a sayijn and I got a dare to be his mate for a day
Broly:and I'm rubbing it in ur faces I followed tradition while u didn't
Vegeta:(shocked at the truth)well if I was still a prince I would be with a mate
Bulma:(shocked) What u don't love me(walks away)
Vegeta:ugh see what u made me do u teme
Alex:DONT CALL MY BROLY A BASTERED U BAKA OR SHOULD I SAY A SLUTY WHORE FOR LIKING GOKU BEFORE BULMA!!
Chichi:WHAT u were with Vegeta
Goku:umm it was before u we were desperate for love OK its gone now OK I love u
Chichi: Awww so true
Alex: well bye I'm going home so later
Goku&chichi:OK bye(then snuggles up together)
...at home...
Broly:its the end of the day so its over
Alex: Broly no ur birthday is in a week and u need a mate ur gonna be 22 and its not bad being ur mate u show love and apriciation to me even if its not true
Broly:of course its true I have always liked u since u helped me I had feelings for u Alex i-i Alex I love u. U are my Ale-chan I really wanted u to be my mate I would do anything for u
Alex:(blushes)really
Broly:of course
Alex:I always liked u to and u really love me and like to show me off I would love to be ur mate
Alex&Broly:looks in each others eyes then hugs
Broly:Alex I love u
Alex:I love u too my Broly-kun(kun,Chan whichever one is for each name)
Alex&Broly:(kisses each other deeply)
Alex:(still hugging breaks kiss and laughs)well guys I'm sorry for changing the list but at least I'm a sayijn and a hot one claims to my broly so the next dare is PalpitoadMan and like to thank LovesAllAnime for this dare only doing the first part thought. But Broly I have to ask am I a sub or can I get pregs
Broly:I'll let bulma check u out or we can test it our selves(starts kissing my neck
Alex:Too broly. Scratch that I'm beating the crap out of my mate so bye(hits him in head continuously)
Broly:Owe bye
Alex:I'll try to have PMans dare bye this week for I'm going to have Broly's birthday party so bye(kicks Broly)
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Ask or dare Broly
HumorI have to write this crappy thing again Alex:yaaaaaaaay I have the first ask or dare Broly book Broly:I'm hungry Alex:kaka...... dare Broly or anyone you want and ask them anything even me