Ask or dare Broly

AIMforhappiness

'I dare Alex to have a yo mama battle with broly dressed like a smurf'

Alex: (walks inside)I'm finally back

Everyone: (dead)

Alex: a wah di rass gwan yah Suh?! (Jamaican)

Shenron:you haven't been here in over two months Everyone died of nothing to do

Alex:you mean boredom?

Shenron: what ever it's called they died from it

Alex:well then will you bring them back plz?(smiles)

Shenron:over my dead body

Alex:(has knife)that can be arranged

Shenron:hah what are you gonna do stab me?(starts laughing)

Alex:(eyes go dark and jumps on him and smiles to invisible camera)
Let's go to an advertisement while I kill a bitch!

Shenron:what the who are you talking too!?

Alex:(energy runs through knife)

Advertisement time....I forgot how to do these things

Alex:(wakes up) hey where's Everyone?

Whis:there dead we've been over this

Alex:oh yeah......so how are you here

Whis:I'm a god aren't I and I love cake

Alex:u cake loving freak -_-

THIS HAS BEEN ADVERTISEMENT FOE THE YAMUCHA IS A PERVERT COMPANY...IF THATS HOW IT IS

Alex:grant my wish and bring them back you piece of crap

Shenron:ugh

Alex:does the huge stab wound in your back not hurt?

Shenron:ugh.....fine(goes away)

.....everyone comes back alive.....

Alex: yaaaay your all ba......

All:(has red eyes)WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!?

timeskip

All: fine but u have to give us food!

Alex:fine....but after this dare(gives broly the dare)

Broly:who should be a smurf? U or me?

Alex:I'm guessing me cause you would be one muscular as hell smurf

Broly:oh hehe

....after I put on smurf clothes.....

Broly:(nosebleeds)eh...

Alex:-_- yeah yeah I know I look sexy.... NOW TIME FOR THE ROASTING!!!

Broly:yo mama so cute puppies watch YouTube videos of her!

Everyone: o-o

Alex:...eh ok then.... YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES SWIMMING THE WHALES SING "WE ARE FAMILY"!!

Everyone:OHHHHH DESTROYED

Broly:oh ouch but I'ma get you! YO MAMA SO FAT THAT HER BELLY GOT HOME 10 MINUTES BEFORE HER!

EVERYONE: OUCHHHHH

Alex:YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE COULDNT COME OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA EVEN IN A C SECTION!

Everyone:(is dead)

Alex:o.o......so i have been gone for the longest......and im sorry......but now ill be updating more on everything....and so that means LEAVE MORE DARES AND ALSO ILL LOOK FOR OLD ONES AND DO THEM TOO!!....IM REALKY SORRY I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE STILL READ THIS BOOK ;-;(looks for dragonballs)