I dare Broly to spend a day with paragus. Father/son time XD
Alex:(eating chicken)I may be pregnant from the party but chicken always helps
Broly: u slapped the fuck outta me..........
Alex:(slaps him)BE QUIET U BITCH DONT SAY THAT MY BABIES AREN'T GONNA BE LIKE U
Broly:(curses under breath) fine
Alex:now I'm hungry get me more chicken
Broly:but.......
Alex:I will just eat u and say u died on a mission I am only 13 they wouldn't expect a big man like you to be killed by a 13 year old
Broly:(sighs and leaves mumbling)
Gohan:Alex have u seen naruto anywhere
Alex:no why
Naruto:I just got this magazine for por..........(sees magazine)NOOOOOOOOOO GIMMIE
Sasuke:nope(takes magazine from gohan)so I'm not all the porn u want
Naruto:NOOOOOOOOOOO I want more than u
Sasuke:(offended) well I'll make u regret saying that Alex where's a bat
Alex:Garage
Sasuke:thanks (drags naruto away)
Naruto: AHHHHHHHH NO MY ASS IS GONNA KILL ME
Sasuke: hn
Goten:uncle Alex u have a dare
Alex:really(takes dare and read it)wow Broly and his dad isn't he the one that wants me dead
Broly:yup
Alex:AHHHHHHHHH U IDIOT U MADE ME ALMOST LOSE MY BABIES NO U GO TO UR DAMM DAD AND LEAVE ME WITH MY CHICKEN DUNCE(takes chicken and leaves)
Broly:I will he would just grow up
Goten: UNCLE ALEX BROLY SAID.......
Broly:oh shit(flies away)
.....at palace paragus......
Broly:ok so where is he.........(sees him jacking off on throne)ummmm(covers eyes)
Paragus: a-a..a AHHHHHHHHH(cums in hand)wow not having a wife sucks but I feel good just........WAAAAAAAAAAA(falls of throne after he sees Broly)umm Broly what are u doing here
Broly:doing a dare scarred for life hello Father have to spend a day with u(hands still over eyes)
Paragus: well dare huh(puts on pants)so son what should we do first(pats back)
Broly:AHHHHHHHHHH(Screams rips off shirt and blasts it with ki blast)u blastid idiot wash UR hands
Paragus: ugg(goes to wash hands)
Broly:Thanks alot GY for this dare.......NOT!!!!(said with alot of sarcastic ascent)
Paragus: ok I'm back so now what should we do
Broly:(sighs)first I should tell u everything about me
.....too lazy to say everything so I'll give a advertisement.....
Goku:Ok krillin and yamucha what is it
Yamucha: let's SWORD fight
Krillin: (getting ready to drop pants)yeah
Goku:(talks in patwah)ONUO FOOL EHH UNNU WANT A RASS SLAP(do not use this in Jamaica randomly)
Yamucha:please
Goku:Yamucha u pervert
Yamucha:wasent it a preferred father that made u get life
Krillin: oohhh burn
Goku:(turns super sayjin 3)now u die(kills yamucha)
Krillin: ummm
Goku:ur next
Krillin: (runs away).
Goku:kids don't be a perveted bitch like him ok
(Advertisement brought to u by the yamucha is a pervert company)
Paragus: wow a mate and soon 5 kids I missed much
Broly:no shit Sherlock
Paragus: well that was good day so the dare is over so now u know the kingdom and mabye u wanna have some fun
Broly:(turns legendary) bye(flies away)
....at home....
Broly:I'm home now
Alex:BROLY I SHOULD WHAT NOW!! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH IT TAKES OUT OF A 13 YEAR OLD TO HAVE QUINTUPLETS U IDIOT AND I SHOULD GROW UP!!!!!
Broly:oh Jesus help me..... Goten u snich
Goten:what u DIDENT pay me
Last chap till July now just wanna leave u all with some good news and all the other couples who had sex are having kids too ok so bye
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Ask or dare Broly
HumorI have to write this crappy thing again Alex:yaaaaaaaay I have the first ask or dare Broly book Broly:I'm hungry Alex:kaka...... dare Broly or anyone you want and ask them anything even me