◦ spider man across/into the spider verse oneshots
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no smuts or nsfw or limes or lemons, it's just weird.
requests are opened [ CLOSED ]
feel free to ask for a specific character ◦
no threesomes
and y/n will typically be a woman, sorry...
so one requested for hobie headcanons, ask and you will eventually receive 😼🫶🏻 also I've never done headcanons so sorry if this is wonky since im doing headcanons for hobie, I'll do one of pavitr and miles, mileE42, and maybe Miguel speaking of Miguel, I haven't really done any Miguel oneshots because I don't like Miguel, but if you guys want one I'll make one 😼😼😼 - anyways, onto the headcanons -
First dates ? - to a concert - shopping for thrift clothes ?
Where he likes to kiss you (AHHHHH) - nose - forehead - cheek - lips (😰) - probably anywhere
Contact names his contact for you - rockstar (?) your contact for him - the coolest man 😱
What he calls you - (a random nickname of your name) - ma (🤭) - I think he wouldn't be big on nicknames, so I'm not sure anymore
if you were dating him as a shy person - he'd always try to do something to make you enjoy being outside your comfort zone - he would do something weird if you did something embarrassing so people would laugh at him and not you - he would have to bring you around a store because you'd be too nervous to go alone - he'd do everything with you because you'd be 'I won't do it unless you do it too' kind of thing
if you were dating him as a very emotionless/expressionless person (emo! 😰) - he'd say and do stupid things to try and make you laugh - he'd watch comedy's just to see if you'd laugh at them - he would do a very heavy and extreme British accent as an attempt to make you smile, it usually works - he'd buy you many gifts, to see if you'd react to them
if you were dating him as a confident person - he would admire your nice confidence - you two would make jokes about eachother, but never letting it get too far - when HE would be too nervous to do something, he'd ask you to do it - you guys play princess in public (LMAO jk...or not)
if you were dating him as a emotional person - he'd comfort you if you'd get worked up, but tease you later - he'd give you sweet complements to make you more happy - if you started to be upset about something, the atmosphere would change, and he'd do anything to cheer your mood - he buys you a lot food, I don't know why, but he buys it
Scenarios !!
-one time, he bought a bunch of unlabeled cans and replaced them with the labeled cans in your cupboard, and hide the labeled cans. when you'd see it you'd freak and ask him why he did it, he said 'I don't like labels'. but eventually you picked up the cans and realized that it was empty, then he showed you your actual cans, then he laughed his ass off, he told you that he wouldn't let food go to waste like that, it would be uncool, and it was pretty uncool of you to assume he'd do such things. then you threw a can at his head.
one time he was extremely bored so he jokingly flirted with you, he laid down on his side and put one hand on his hip and the other for support of his head, he would say the corniest things like 'hey sexy lady' and he put on jazz music to make the mood, then he put a rose in his mouth, moving his eyebrows up and down. all you did was burst out laughing, he was a little hurt but also he found it funny too. 'ya breakin my heart y/n' he would say. 'sorryyyyyyyyyy' was all you could say, before having your voice crack and you two would burst out laughing again together.
anyways, I don't know what else to put, so I've been surfing on google to find some nice fan art of hobie, so here y'all go 😼😽
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