Mental Diary 4
Suddenly, I wake up to the sound footsteps. Not just a few, but a lot. They must be searching for me! I dash into my ultimate hiding place. I almost never used it, but when I did, it worked. It's the one, the only, the TOILET. Why would anyone look in there? Plus, the fire men like fire, so they wouldn't look there. I jump in the toilet and make a big splash.
Darn, the water is cold this time. Still, it's nice. And I figured out how to close the lid! SLAM, closes the lid loudly as I close it. Now it's nice and cool in here. Nobody would look in here. I can't sleep, though. The water is too cold. *Mental shiver*. I hear loads of footsteps walk up the stairs, but I'm not worried. They won't find me!
As you know, Cats are the ultimate predators and my breed is the best, so we are experts at killing clothes and other dangers. Also, my breed type is good at hiding and climbing. CREAK! The door creaks as a fireman opens it. He opens the shower curtains first, but luckily I'm not there. Then he leaves and yells something. "Bathroom is clear!" I happily wait in the toilet.
Darn. I can't wait much longer. I crave kitty treats! Kitty treats are the ultimate food for cats. (Also, catnip and fishsticks). They make us stronger and better. Right now though, I crave more than kitty treats. I'm hungry! I make a mental plan in my head. The perfect, fool-proof plan to get food.
1. Wait for firemen to go.
2. Wait for owner to sit in living room.
3. Slowly go downstairs.
4. Steal kitty treats, fishsticks, and cat food.
5. Slowly go upstairs.
HA! It's perfect! AND the firemen are leaving already!
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