Short oneshot I wrote quickly :)
'AHHHHHH!' West screamed in fear, jumping at East, who hugged West to calm him down.
'Awh the movie's over.' Austria sighed in disappointment. 'Can we watch part two of that horror series?? PLEASEEEEE?' Austria pleaded.
'M-maybe tomorrow?' West responded, Austria gave West a look.
'You're scared aren't you?'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!!' Austria said, West looking at East.'Come on, let's do a vote instead- no need to make fun of West of being scared of horror movies when you are scared of literal ants.' East said, Austria shaking her head.
'Come on! Ants crawl up your leg and then bite you! They can be really dangerous you know?' Austria defended herself, 'Horror movies cant do harm, it's just on a screen!'
'Let's vote Austria, so you are up for it and West is not. How about Hungary?'
Austria plf lanced over her shoulder to see Hungary resting his head on a pillow that was on the other side of the sofa. Austria shook him a little, and he didn't wake up.
'Hungary? Wake up I wanna watch more horror movies and I need your vote!' Austria whined,
'Hungary?' She shook him one more time, nothing happened and zero reaction.
'I guess this means that we don't watch..''I guess so.' West leaned back on the sofa with relief.
Austria tried to pick up Hungary and failed since he was too heavy for Austria. East got off the sofa and pulled him up, the two dragging Hungary to their room where they threw Hungary on a chair. Both East and Austria took a couple breaths from tiredness.West joined the two and looked at Hungary, seeing how his hair was really long, also painfully plain.
'What if we fixed up his hair?' West suggested, 'You know.. I think it's getting a bit long.' He continued as he fidgeted with his own hair.
'What if we mess up? Austria was hesitant to cutting her twin's hair, but the two did look awfully similar and she was tired of the two being mixed up.
'It would be mad funny then.' East answered, 'I'll get the scissors, Austria get the hair dry and West get the comb.' East instructed, the two other siblings agreed and left before returning with the equipment.
Austria got handed the scissors and she carefully cut the split ends on Hungary's hair first, before getting mote comfortable and cutting half of his hair length, leaving it shoulder length.
West took the scissors next and cut him some bangs, which looked a bit decent but was slightly uneven on the right side and more hair was cut on the left side.
East looked at Hungary, unsure of what to do next when Austria suddenly got an idea and took the scissors, grabbing a chunk of his hair and cutting it. The hair was left messy and extremely traumatising to look at, however she wasn't finished.
'East or West, can you grab the large bowl from the kitchen please?' Austria requested, cutting another large area of his hair.
'Please don't tell me that you are gonna give that poor guy a bowl cut.' West giggled.
'Oh thats exactly what I'm gonna do, it will be funny come on! We cant turn back anyway!'
'To be hair last hear he drew all over your face and hands with a sharpie which didn't come off for two months so... I'll get the bowl' East said, quickly getting the bowl before handing it to Austria who put the bowl on his head and continued cutting his hair.'What colour should we dye his hair?' West asked, taking out the bleach.
'Wanna make it pink or green? We need a bright colour!' East said with excitement in her eyes.'Nah bro make it ginger, Eric Cartman once said-'
'NO SOUTH PARK REFERENCES! Wait but didn't Hungary make fun of Ireland last week for having ginger hair? It would be funny if he got ginger hair after ripping on someone for being ginger.' East agreed,
'Okay I'll mix the dye, West you work on the bleaching.'Austria finished cutting the Hungarian's hair, him officially having an Oliver Tree haircut.
West took some foil and carefully used a crusty old paintbrush to add the bleach onto his hair before wrapping it up, Austria and East helping West bleach his hair.
A while later, with hair dye also applied, he officially had a bowl cut AND he got his hair dyed. Austria was impressed how Hungary hasn't woken up yet.
'West? Can we pleaseee but makeup on him? I wanna make him look pretty.' Austria asked, West looking at East.
'How do we get makeup? I mean mum said no for us to have makeup because we are too young apparently.' West shrugged.
'Mum has makeup in her bathroom, I can try to sneak it.' East offered and Austria ran to East and started jumping with her energy.
'YESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE!' Austria begged.
'Shhh shhh, we don't wanna wake up mum or dad I don't wanna get grounded.' West whispered, Austria stopped jumping with excitement and nodded with a wide smile.
East left the room, taking every step as slowly and gently as possible, trying to not make the floor make a creaking sound. She opened the bathroom door slowly, opening one of the drawers and pulling put random eye shadow palettes, mascara, blush, lipsticks and some brushes before carefully returning to Austria's room.
West was combing Hungary's hair, feeling a bit bad for Hungary having to deal with a bowl cut but he couldn't help but snicker a little at how it looked.
East passed the makeup to Austria who hugged East while thanking her multiple time before opening the palette and used a random brush to apply it on Hungary's eyes. It was easier since his eyes where closed.
Ten minutes later, Austria put down the makeup and gave West and East a satisfied look.
'Okay, you ready to carry him to bed?' East double checked, Austria nodded and Austria, West and East all carried Hungary on the bed. Austria went back to her own bed, while East left to East and West's shared room.
West quickly covered Hungary with a blanket so he wouldn't get cold for the rest of the night before catching up with East.
The next morning was like the usual, AH woke up the kids for school, however she didn't habe her goggles on so she was unable to see her children or how they looked like at the moment.
West rolled off his bed and tried to keep his eyes open desperately, unable to wake hp properly until he heard the high pitched scream ever. He shot up from the flood and kicked the blankets that were wrapped around him before rushing to the source of the sound.
East and Austria were laughing and giving themselves a high five, while West looked at Hungary who had smeared mascara under his eyes, chunky eyeshadow, blush that was starting to peel and lipstick applied so badly it could possible be considered a crime.
West held a giggle, while the Hungary held his hair.
'WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS DID THIS?!''Hungary language!' GE called out from below.
Hungary rolled his eyes.
'Austria, did you come up with this idea because of last year?!''Actually I came up with it... uhhh sorry but at least you don't look bad with ginger hair...' West lied about the second part, his natural hair was much better than the now damaged hair from the way the bleach was applied on him.
'YOU??? I'll let it slide because you aren't Austria. But watch out.' Hungary warned. That sentence made West burst out laughing.
'OH MY GOSH BAHAHAHAHAH HELP NOT THE BADDIE ZODIAC SIGN THREAT I CAN'T-!' He wheezed, Hungary glared at all of his siblings.
'Lord why i can't I be born in another family.' Hungary complained.
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AH's + GE's family
FanfictionArt by: YunJins_Polearm :)) So... AH and GE are raising a family! This book is about the most disaster moments for AH and GE raising their children.... (Austria, Hungary, East and Germany *west*) It's kind of a oneshot book, KINDA so you may request...