Chapter 1 Tsubasa x Reader (The walk home)

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by p1sssenpai07

by p1sssenpai07

Y/n was walking home one day, her buttoks boucing up and down as she hobbled home. She was always so petite and kawaii, with her tiny waist and blue orbs. She would always get bothered by alphas males and bullies on the way home because of her jet black hair.

Bully 1: "Emo Freak!"
Bully 2: "She probably listens to 21 piolets!"

Y/n sighs, looking back at her phone. Shes rocking out to the underground band, 21 poilets. These normies wouldn't get her anyways...
"Yeah, go listen to Katy Perrie or something you losers..." She says, her jet black hair blowing in the wind. The bullies look offended at her insult.

Bully 1: "How DARE you diss Katy Perrie, shes my love!"
Bully 2: "Your gonna get it now, bucko!" Bully 2 calls out, winding up his fist and walking closer. But before he has the chance to beat up y/n, long, beautiful white locks flow into view, saving y/n from taking backshots.

"HEY! Don't you lay a hand on her!" Shouts that tall, unknown man. Hes handsome and strong willed, and is mysyerious white pants. Y/n blushes an moans out loud in her petite femine cute kawaii voice. and not the voice of a 58 year old man named josh walker who lives in arizona, and has been charged with 3 felonies.

Both bullies piss thems instatnly, shit running down their legs as the quiver in fear and reluctant arousal. they run away, leaving a trail of piss and shart.
Bullies 1 & 2: "We'll get you next time!"

When the bullies run away, the tall myserious white haired boy with a 25 pack looks back at y/n, eyes glimmering in the summer sun.
"If they ever bother you again, just call me, K?" He whips out a long, wet, hard...paper. And hands it to y/n, her cute kawaii hands tremblilng as she reachces for the large paper. WHen she looks at it, she sees it has his number. Which is 420 6969 327699(don't call this number 3 am or it will gone wrong)[TRUST ME!!!] .

y/n blushes, shaking her head. "I-I d-didn't need you to help me, or anything..." She stutters cutely, pissing herself kawaiiy and unnoticeably.
the myserious hot jucicy tall bioleumincent white haired fella smirks and pins y'n to a wall, his 67feet' frame trapping her 3.14159265358979323846264 foot frame overpowered by his grith.
"You know...I listen to 21 piolets too, girl. Don't let anyone bully your for having good taste."

y/n blushes and sharts, the deep brown liquid mixing with her piss in her my little pony emo undies. The white haired stud only smirks and sniffs violently. "Call me, kitten."

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Hit American Singer-Songer write Gerard Way looks in horror from a distance, sobbing uncontrolably and punking from the stench. Tears stream down his face as he withers away.

Rafeal from tmnt smiles and acecends to a greater plane, smirking to himself, "What can I say? I'm a sucker for happy endings." Sharts.

The End.