y/n was at a punk rock concert for the underground hardcore punk band, imagine dragons. y/n was know as a punk, goth, emo girl and she is used to being bullied and killed because of her awesome lifestyle. "ugh nobody understands me" she said as she lights up her cigarettes (she is smoking 5 at the same time) she is leaning against the building when she senses a strong alpha pheromone. A man about 5 feet and 33 inches tall spawns in front of her grabbing her by the wrist. " you you have a lighter?" he askes in the most deep Sentul voice his little 15 year old voice can make.
you look up a him in great fear. you began to shit yourself in terror. diarrhea is running down your leg and into your platform shoes as your fungus ridden toes are marinating in fecal matter. he takes one of the cigarettes' out of your mouth and says " or this will do". he presses his crusty lips on to your crusty lips and starts to make out with you. "mmms" and "aahhs" were the only things you could hear. after 3 hours of just kissing, you started to thrust into him with great force. he was Cumming blood and shit all over the building. you couldn't help yourself when it came to Kyoya.
he was your best friend and your lover. an old man was walking by when kyoya came shit and it went all in the poor old man's mouth having had the cops being called on you and kyoya. the night was still young and fresh and stinky :)
cut to the whole town being nuked and set on fire. you and kyoya are on a hill over looking the hot blazing city. you look into his putrid green eyes and he looked in to your rainbow gold orbs. " hey... y-y/n? " he says as he leans close you your ear. "y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-yes k-k-k-k-k-k-kyoya?" you ask a bit nervous. he stops right near you ear entrance and whispers "i-i-i-i-i dont think i can control the beast within...."he the bites your fucking ear off and you die in his strong, wet, skinny, long, bald, short, harry, fat, dry, oily, arms.
then.,.... A BIG BLACK MAN comes and picks up your corpse up then he grows wings and flies to heaven.
THE END <3
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