The following Saturday morning, Kevin is getting dressed in the bedroom while Patrick is shaving in the bathroom. Patrick's phone is lying on the rumpled bed. Is starts ringing.
Patrick: Is that my phone? Can you answer it? It may be them looking for parking.
(Kevin picks up Patrick's phone and looks at the screen)
Kevin: I don't think it's them, unless you put a picture of Richie as your father's ring tone.
Patrick: Oh shit. Don't answer it, just let it go to messages.
Kevin: It's a cute picture. What a nice smile he has.
Patrick: Kevin...
Kevin: I'm just going to answer it and tell him that you've just got out of the shower where you were washing my cum off you after you blew me this morning.
(Patrick runs into the bedroom with a towel wrapped around him, but Kevin has already answered the phone)
Kevin: Hi Richie.
Richie: Oh hi...Kevin?
Kevin: Yep, it's me. I'm answering Patrick's phone because he's in the shower.
(Patrick glares at Kevin. Kevin smiles evilly)
Richie: Ok. I just called to say hello. Tell him to call when he has a chance.
Kevin: Of course. You sure there's no message?
Richie: Nope, just a social call...so...everything good?
Kevin: Oh yeah, everything's great. I'm doing very well thank you. And Patrick is doing very well too. Very happy. Just this morning he was...telling me how happy he was.
(Patrick shakes his head at Kevin, warningly)
Richie: That's great. Glad to hear it.
Kevin: And you? All good?
Richie: Yeah, everything's good.
Kevin: Great. And how's Brady?
Richie: I hear he's doing well.
(Kevin falls silent for a second)
Kevin: Oh. I see. I'm sorry. You guys broke up?
(Patrick grimaces)
Richie: Yeah, but it's fine. It was a while ago, just before Christmas, and we still talk, so it's OK. Listen, just tell Patrick that I called and...uhm...tell him to call if he wants.
Kevin: Sure. Ok. Bye.
Richie: Bye.
(Kevin shuts the phone off and looks at Patrick. Patrick stares back, his eyebrows raised)
Kevin: They broke up before Christmas.
Patrick: Oh shit. Poor guy.
Kevin: Which one?
Patrick: I guess both of them? They seemed pretty happy. I wonder what happened.
Kevin: Well I know SOMETHING that happened before Christmas (Kevin looks pointedly at Patrick's hair, which is growing back pretty fast)
Patrick: Ohhhhhh. Do you think it has something to do with my haircut? Do you think he kept a lock of my hair next to his heart, and Brady found it and then Richie declared he loved only me and...
Kevin: You're not very funny.
Patrick: Really? Because I think I'm fucking hilarious!
Kevin: Well you're not. You're actually a bit of a dickhead.
YOU ARE READING
Looking for Completion - the Looking Movie!
FanfictionMy screenplay for how I want the Looking movie to start...and eventually I suppose, end. Warning...won't make much sense if you haven't watched the show! Went to my dark place, where all my fears and anxieties about Team Kevin fester, and wrote this...
