Looking for Completion - the Looking Movie!

Act III Scene Seven

The following Saturday morning. Kevin and Patrick are in bed, in Kevin's company apartment, in Seattle. Kevin wakes up groggily, to find Patrick awake and smiling, leaning on his hand, watching him.

(Kevin stretches and yawns hugely. Patrick grins)

Patrick: Good morning sleeping beauty.

Kevin: Have you just been lying there, waiting for me to wake up?

(Patrick leans down to kiss Kevin)

Patrick: I actually got up, made some coffee, unpacked some stuff and came back to bed. I didn't want to wake you. You looked peaceful.

Kevin: More like shagged out. How do you have so much energy this morning? 

(Patrick smiles)

Patrick: What can I say? You must have a magical penis, from which you bestow the elixir of everlasting youth.

Kevin: (grinning) Well, you didn't have to say THAT.

(Patrick nuzzles Kevin's neck)

Patrick: Last night was fucking awesome.

Kevin: (putting his arms around Patrick) It was. It really was.

Patrick: And I got my first romantic airport arrival. Yay!

Kevin: Did you like that?

Patrick: I did. I'm not so sure about all the families who have to explain to their young children what those two funny men were doing...

Kevin: Fuck them. We're out and we're proud, right?

Patrick: (in a sultry voice) I love it when you get all 'activist' on me...

(Kevin laughs)

Patrick: You know what I really appreciated? The car with the privacy window. That was pure genius.

Kevin: It's a long ride from the airport. I knew you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off me...

Patrick: (dropping kisses on Kevin's chest) I'm sorry I debauched you in the car. You know I respect you for your mind, but I really really fucking missed your penis.

Kevin: PLEASE stop calling it that. I've only been gone a week and you've already forgotten all the right terms I taught you.

Patrick: I'm sorry. I'll do better, I promise. 

Kevin: Better yet, don't talk about it at all. It's feeling very delicate and in need of a lengthy recovery, so just ignore it for the next few hours. Pretend it doesn't exist.

Patrick: Ok. For you. Because I love and respect you. I will NOT think about your lovely John Thomas, and all the wonderful things I can get it to do. 

(Kevin rolls his eyes and laughs)

Kevin: It's not a magic wand.

Patrick: So say you. I feel like Harry Potter at Ollivander's. And I picked this beauty to be all mine. 

(Patrick inches his hand down Kevin's chest. Kevin grabs his hand and pins it to his chest)

Kevin: SHUT UP!

Patrick: Well, you obviously are not in the mood to appreciate my sophisticated sexual banter...

Kevin: I wish!

Patrick: So...let's talk about the day. Did you look through my itinerary?

(Kevin rubs his hand over his face)

Kevin: The one you revised 10 times?

Patrick: I think we should stick to indoor stuff...

Kevin: You mean your list of 5000 places to eat?