Markplier's Smash or Pass

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3RD PERSON POV


Everyone:.......

Revy(MT)/Revy: Damn..........

Mai/Maki: Animals.........

BEEDRILL

Markplier: Smash!



Y/N: Jed?

Jed: Yeah?

Y/N: Are we in the perspective of a man who wants to have sex with a Pokémon like he'll fuck them or they'll fuck him?

Jed: Well you don't have to go all the way when it comes to sex so feel free-

Hank: Maybe he's a masochist and wants those drills shoved up his-

Y/N: Ass. Yeah I get it.

Orga/Megalon/Biollante: 'The human mind is......fucking disgusting.'

They watch the YouTuber say pass to some other Pokémon before-

ARBOK

Markplier: *nod* Smash.

Akane: So he wants to fuck a snake.........or the snake fucks him?

Everyone:......'Why?'

Y/N: Anything can be used as a dildo.....even a snake.

Hank: Or maybe the snake...can wrap around his-

Y/N: I GET IT MOVING ON!

The same process, same waiting before he says......

NINETALES

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N:.......He's a furry.

Reze: Maybe cause....it sort of looks feminine?

Hank: It's a fox.

Himeno: I know...'What is this man thinking?'

DIGLETT

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N:.........What the- maybe it's cylindrical- I have no clue.

Le Majeur: Why exactly are we even doing this?

Hank: Why not?

DUGTRIO

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: Three's......better than one?

Everyone: 'I have NO FUCKING clue.'

Claus: Hmmm....maybe.

Misato: I feel dirty listening to all this.....

BELLSPROUT

Markplier:.......Pass.

Everyone: 'He hesitated.'

WEEPINBELL

Markplier:.......*INTENSE THINKING* Smash.

Y/N: *deep breath*............You practically stick your- wait you two.

He grabs the two kids before running away while Yukio runs away with Maki and Fabiola had AirPods inserted into her ears.


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