Spiderson and Irondad Oneshots

[ Rewrite ] Figured you out spidey

ONE-SHOT

~☆ [ Rewrite ] figured you out spidey☆~

Tw - blood, bullying, maybe others, but I forgot.

Peter didn't have his internship that day, so he was clueless about what the Avengers had planned for Spider-man. He didn't know that they even wanted Spider-man. To him, it was a normal day patrolling. He got stabbed because his spidey senses have been delayed from the lack of sleep. It didn't matter, though. Should be healed in a day or two. Well, that's if he eats, of course. He was about to head home. Aunt May, luckily, wouldn't be home any time soon because of her business trip. He started to swing. That's when an arrow cut off his web. He fell down and smashed onto the concrete. He didn't know what had happened. Why didn't his spidey sense warn him? He didn't know. He looked around, but didn't see anything. He webbed up to a random skyscraper. He sat down, looking around. Someone must be chasing him. He just need to find out who and web them up. He didn't see anyone till his spidey sense told him someone was coming up behind him.

Behold, it was Captain America.

"Hello there Spider-man, no need to get defensive. Just want to talk."

"If you just wanted to talk, then there would be no need to be holding up your shield. And you wouldn't need Hawkeye ready to shoot an arrow at me."

"You're smart. No wonder Fury wanted you for SHEILD."

"What..?"

"Listen, we have an offer. You can join SHEID, maybe even the Avengers! We just need to know your name or identity to identify you as a treat or not."

"Don't try and trick me with that fake smile. I know one when I see one, sir."

"Don't try to avoid the question. You already know we go Hawkeye here. We aren't afraid to get the others."

"My answer is no. I don't need SHIED. As a matter of fact, I don't need anyone."

"Your choice, kid."

With that, Peter's spidey sense went wild. He saw arrows and knives heading to his sides. And Captain America was throwing a punch. It felt like slow motion. He grabbed the arrows and threw them to the Captain. He then did a backflip to avoid the knives. He then jumped off the building and swinged away. He didn't swing that far before he heard thrusters. Now he was regretting helping Mr. Stark to upgrade his thrusters. Peter had to think quickly, as his spidey sense warned him about Mr. Stark's repulsor. He has seen the villains with burn marks caused by the repulsors. He did a sharp right turn. This caught Mr. Stark off guard, and he smashed into a building. Peter doesn't swear often but he yelled 'What the fuck you could have killed me with that!'

He needed somewhere to hide. He smashed a window from a abandoned building and headed to the roof once he thought it was clear. Turns out it wasn't. There they where. Captain America, Winter soldier, Ironman, Black Widow, and Hawkeye. He saw Ironman AKA Mr. Stark AKA his boss, ready to shoot him with his repulsor.

"Uhm, can you calm down with the DAMN REPULSOR!"

"Surrender." (Also language /j)

"I mean is there anything else I can do? Just PUT DOWN THE REPULSOR!"

"Your name."