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Starker
*Peter and Tony reactions to starker*
"Hey, FRIDAY! What's trending right now?"
"It appears to be something called 'Starker'. It has recently been blown up after you have been revealed as boss's personal intern."
Tony and Peter look at each other with the same face of confusion.
"Can you show us what 'Starker' is FRIDAY?"
"Would you like me to pull up an image of the web?"
"Yes, please, and thank you, FRIDAY."
--- no unholy image ---
"AHHHHH, MR. STARK WHY ARE YOU HOLDING ME LIKE THAT?"
"I HAVE NO CLUE??"
"KILL IT WHAT THE FUCK!!"
"I DONT USUALLY CURSE BUT I AGREE, WHAT THE FUCK!"
"NOW I CANT CALL YOU MR. STARK WITHOUT IT FEELING WEIRD."
"FRIDAY PLEASE GET RID OF THE IMAGE, IM BEGGING YOU!"
"Of course sir."
"Mr. Stark- Okay, never mind, I already feel like vomiting from calling you that."
"Does that mean you will finally call me Tony?"
"Never. Maybe Mr. Tony."
"That's worse than Mr. Stark."
"Deal with it."
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