Spiderson and Irondad Oneshots

Rouge

One shit two shits

Rouge

Peter's Day didn't go so well. He was late because somehow he didn't hear his alarm even with his advanced hearing. Because this was his fifth time being late, he had detention for next week. And then, Flash decided today was the perfect day to punch him where his stab wound was. He got it from patrolling last night. Because of the 'genius', his wound reopened. It's pretty noticeable, too. He kept limping all over the place. He is probably going to get an ear full from Tony. He just hoped Pepper isn't there.

Peter walked into the common room. Seeing that Tony wasn't there because of a business meeting, he went and grabbed some cereal and the milk inside the fridge. He grabbed a spoon and sat down at the island. He poured his cereal, then his milk. Nothing really interesting was happening, just chirps from birds. But then..

The elevator sounded. Doors opened, and he saw the Rouges.

"You're here now? Dammit I thought he had you scheduled for Thursday."

He sighed.

"Guess I need to introduce myself."

He pushed his chair back and stood up. He began walking to be in front of the Rouges.

"Right, I'm Peter Par -"

"Who are you, kid?"

"Did I just not say - Oh great, you're all in your fighting poses."

He sighed again. He really didn't want to expose his identity now. He weighed his options. What did he choose? Oh, you'll see.

"Okay, let's fight, old man."

With that, Steve went charging towards Peter. Peter didn't react. He swung at Peter, but Steve felt his hand stop. That was when Peter pushed down Steve to the ground and webbed him up.

"Geez, come up with new moves, old man! That was easy even with my stab wound."

"What the fuck."

"Shut up chicken."

"Laugu-"

Peter shot a web to cover Steve's mouth.

"Do I need to web you guys up too, or will you leave me be?"

"They'll leave you be."

Peter looked up.

"Oh hey, Mr. Stark."

"Hey kid, can you please let capsicle out from the webs?"

"Fine. Hand me a knife."

"Don't you have a special chemical to dissolve it?"

"Yeah, but I want to threaten him. It's fun."

"Underoos, I swear to Thor."

Glass shattered.

"You called!?"

"Aw, come on, really?!"

(This entire one shot had the rest of the Rouges standing like 🧍 and I find it funny)