Time To Live A Little (various South Park x Reader)

Time to chow down.

A/N: Its been ages since I last updated, sorry! Hopefully you enjoy this chapter!
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"(Y/N), girl, you won't believe this!"

(Y/N) continued to chew on her bagel, turning her attention to Bebe who slammed her lunch tray on the table whilst she sat down. She seemed even more bewildered and energetic than usual, which irked (Y/N) slightly, as it drew her attention away from her frankly, quite delicious homemade bagel sandwich. (Y/N) just hummed in response.

"Lola told Millie, that Lisa told her, that Annie told her she and Craig are going on a date tonight!"

(Y/N) choked a bit on her food, quickly grabbing her water to ease her throat.

"Wait... who told who what? I'm confused." Nichole stated, failing to follow Bebe's rambles of gossip.

"Ugh. Ok. I heard from Lola last period, who heard it from Lisa Berger in first period this morning, that Annie Knitts told Lisa Berger yesterday, that she, Annie, was going on a date with Craig tonight - to see some movie!" Bebe explained, slower this time.

"Craig's got a date?" (Y/N) asked incredulously, shocked at what she was hearing. It had only been 4 days since he was about to confess he liked her.

"Yeah! I know, right? Like dude, we thought he liked you, he was acting all jealous and was totally ignoring you for a week for no reason. He even made Clyde and I get out of his car so he could have 'alone time'! Then he's just moving on with that slut..." Bebe shook her head in disbelief.

"Hey, she's not a slut, Bebe. But I do agree, its weird of him to suddenly date around so soon. I honestly thought he had a crush on you since forever..." (Y/N) shot Wendy a cocked eyebrow, wondering why the dark haired girl had failed to mention that fact to her too. "Maybe he's trying to move on." Wendy stated, earning a soft 'sorry' from Bebe.

"I bet he's trying to make our (Y/N) here jealous." Red teased, popping a soggy fry into her mouth before grimacing at the texture.

"I don't think so. Its whatever. I'm happy for him."

"Your words and your face are saying two different things." Red continued, pointing out (Y/N)'s slightly furrowed brows. The (H/C) girl flipped the redhead off.

"Seriously, I'm happy for him. Annie's always been super nice to me too." (Y/N) added, suddenly losing her appetite, not out of jealousy but more out of annoyance that she felt their friendship had taken such a blow over him expressing feelings he clearly didn't hold strongly. "Plus, I have my date with Kyle tonight."

"Oh yeah! That's so exciting!" Heidi beamed, chiming in at the mention of the budding romance between her close friend and her crush's close friend. In Heidi's head, Kyle and (Y/N) dating meant double dates with her and Eric, which was a borderline delusional thing to hope for.

"Thanks, Heidi!" (Y/N) couldn't help but smile at her brunette friend's enthusiasm, unaware of the terrifying thoughts she was thinking. "He's going to cook me my favourite food, he was asking about it last night over text."

"Awe, that's really cute, (Y/N). You seem really happy whenever you mention him!" Wendy added, genuine happiness in her voice. She felt happy that (Y/N) was settling into teen dating life so seamlessly.

"Yeah... I guess so." (Y/N) grinned, feeling her face burn up.

(Y/N) did think Kyle was pretty cute. Handsome for a better word. He was a lot taller than her, which added to his appeal. She also knew about his on and off crush on her, via Wendy's enthusiasm for them to hook up, which also made her giddy. She thought his red, unruly curls were endearing; he was messy in an extremely put-together way. He had a boyish charm, in the sense that he was surprisingly cheeky in an innocent manner. He was forward yet shy, aloof yet wore his emotions on his sleeve. He was just too cute for his own good.