Time To Live A Little (various South Park x Reader)

Time to kiss someone new.

The rest of the week was pretty boring for (Y/N). Red luckily died down a bit with her incessant gossiping, and also, using the money she'd accumulated, bought (Y/N) a mini black dress against her will. Despite the fact that (Y/N) had asked that the money be given back, she still thought the dress was cute, so took the quote unquote 'whore money' easily.

Friday came, and it was Tolkien's party after school. Gary and (Y/N) had been texting throughout the week, and (Y/N) was excited. Since Friday meant they both finished school early, the two of them met up at City Wok, ready for their first date.

"So, Gary, I heard - you know, through the grapevine, that you've been with Tammy?" (Y/N) asked, breaking their boring conversation about how lame Mr Mackey was. Gary became flushed, looking down at his City food.

"Oh, haha - yeah. I thought you might ask. Don't worry though, it was all in the religion." He stated, combing his hand through his blonde, neat hair.

(Y/N) looked at him confused. She began, "what do you mean 'in the religion'?"

Gary sighed, smiling softly before putting a hand on the (Height) (H/C) girl's hand, "we soaked. It's what you do as a Mormon to make sure you keep your virginity and alliance with God. You penetrate whilst someone else shakes the bed and it's a win-win for both parties!" He exclaimed, grinning.

(Y/N)'s jaw dropped.

"Wait, Gary... You - you do know what virginity is, right?" She said, withdrawing her hand.

"What do you mean?" Gary asked, still smiling.

"As in, this, erm - soaking. You do realise, that, by your definition of virginity, you've popped the cherry. Like...not just someone else's, but your own, in the uhh - straight, Christian way of looking at things..." (Y/N) trailed off, smiling but still confused by Gary's assertion.

"I don't quite get what you mean, (Y/N)?" Gary questioned, as polite as ever.

"Gary, what she means is, you're not a virgin. You've had sex, regardless if you didn't move. You popped your cherry." Kenny stated, as he mopped the floor next to (Y/N) and Gary's table.

Gary shot up, horrified. He quickly and nervously screeched out a, "Sorry (Y/N), I need to go home! Oh shit, I'm gonna be in so much trouble with the Church!" Before rushing out of the restaurant. (Y/N) slammed her head onto the table, and groaned in annoyance. Once again, she failed.

"He wasn't that cute anyways, (Y/N)." Kenny stated, leaning over his mop and rubbing her head gingerly.

"Kenny, am I broken?" (Y/N) asked, looking up from the table. She looked at the blonde boy's sympathetic face, who smiled with concern back at her.

"Not at all, you're perfectly average, girly pop." He teasingly stated, as he flicked the girl's nose, causing her to scrunch it. (Y/N) stuck her tongue out at Kenny, and flipped him off.

"God, you really need to stop hanging out with Craig." He stated, taking off his apron, and hanging it up. He began again, "We're done in here, ready to go? Lu Kim left hours ago, do you want me to drive you to Nichole's?"

Since (Y/N) and Kenny were project partners, he knew that she would want to prep for Tolkien's with her closest friends - it's what she told him when he asked what her pre-drink plans would be (after seeing Gary take her number). (Y/N) nodded, before the two walked out after Kenny locked up City Wok, talking mostly about how annoying Cartman was and how much Kenny wanted to 'slam' Tammy Warner, as long as she didn't still have syphilis.

The drive wasn't particularly interesting, Kenny tried to show off by revving his truck, which may as well have been running on coal, and the two laughing about how, despite Kyle's distaste for Cartman, he still wouldn't drop him as a friend. Eventually, Kenny, reached Nichole's.