Wrong number! (Peter Parker)

???

Peter:
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Guy in the chair
Where the hell are you
Ned are you ded
I kinda need your help I'm bleeding

???:
Um wrong number
Wait why are you bleeding

Peter:
Shit
Um yeah kinda got stabbed

???:
WHAT

Peter:
So who are you actually

???:
A person

Peter:
well hello person I'm peter

A person:
Should you really be telling me that ever heard of stranger danger kid

Peter:
I'm not a kid!
...
Ok maybe I am

A person:
Don't tell me that I could be a pedophile

Peter:
O well

A person:
Anyway back to the bleeding part

Peter:
eh I'm fine now

A person:
???

Peter:
(.) (.)
\_____/

A person:
Questionable

Peter:
/\/\/\(•-•)/\/\/\

A person:
Is that a spider

Peter:
C-c-c correct
Btw im calling you mr stark now (foreshadowing?)

Mr Stark:
Why?

Peter:
Why not

Mr stark:
Why so

Peter:
It's 2am and I have school in the morning

Mr Stark:
Then go to bed

Peter:
Why

Mr.Stark
Go now

Peter:
Fine byeeeee stranger
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Mr.Stark
Kid did you sleep?

Peter:
YOU CAME BACK FOR ME

Mr.Stark
...

Peter:
I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN

Mr.Stark
Calm down take a breather

Peter:
Shit

Mr.Stark:
Shit what?

Peter:
I was meant to be at school 45mins ago

Mr.Stark:
Then just go to school now? Not like school matters anyway

Peter:
Good idea I'm gonna go come back for me

Mr.Stark:
I will bye kid

Peter:
Byeee dad

Mr.Stark
???

Peter:
???

Mr.Stark:
Go

Peter:
I am

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Peter:
I'm back!

Mr.Stark:
Hi back how are you

Peter:
No just no not the dad jokes

Mr.Stark:
Yes the dad jokes

Peter:
No the dad jokes

Mr.Stark:
No the dad jokes

Peter:
Yes the dad jokes
Wait no shit no I mean no the dad jokes

Mr.Stark:
Too late buckaroo

Peter:
/\/\/\(•-•)/\/\/\

Mr.Stark:
No

Peter:
Yes

Mr.Stark:
Why do I bother

Peter:
THE DUCK WALKED LEMONADE STAND
AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND
'HEY (bum bum bum) GOT ANY GRAPES'

Mr.Stark:
Why would a lemonade stand sell grapes

Peter:
NO WE JUST SELL LEMONADE BUT ITS COLD AND ITS FRESH
AND ITS ALL HOME MADE CAN I GET YOU A GLASS?
THE DUCK SAID
ILL PASS

Mr.Stark:
Question how much sugar have you consumed

Peter:
Lots

Mr.Stark:
Go drink water and calm the fuck down

Peter:
Language there is a minor present

Mr.Stark:
But you were swearing earlier

Peter:
Shhhh

Mr.Stark:
But I'm older you should listen to me

Peter:
Shhhh
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Don't know how this is going to do literally had no plan at all I was bored and just started typing and now the duck song is stuck in my head :)