Peter:
Mr.Starkkkkk
Mr.Stark:
What kid
Peter:
Guess what
Mr.Stark:
What
Peter:
I'm going on a school trip
Mr.Stark:
Where
Peter:
To the avengers tower
Mr.Stark:
Nice kid make sure you behave
Peter:
I will mr.stark
Mr.Stark:
Good
Peter:
Mr stark?
Mr.Stark:
What?
Peter:
I'm bored
Mr.Stark:
Hi bored I'm Mr.Stark
Peter:
Shut it
Mr.Stark:
No
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You have been added to 'annoy someone else'
Peter:
Mr.Stark
Mr.Stark:
Yes
Peter:
Why am I here
???:
Hello?
Peter:
STRANGER DANGER
Mr.Stark:
Welcome now you have another old man to annoy
???:
I am not old
And is this your kid
Mr.Stark:
You are and no
Peter:
Yes
Wait no what he said
So ??? Who are you
???:
Old man apparently but no my name is Steve
One of Tony's friend
Peter:
You mean mr.stark
Old man:
If you wish to call him that yes and Tony please change my name
Tony:
No
Old man:
I'll make choc chip cookies
Old man has been changed to Cookie man by Tony
Cookie man:
Good enough
Peter:
Shit
Cookie man:
LANGUAGE!
what?
Peter:
Got stabbed again
Cookie man:
WHAT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN
Tony:
Seriously kid again what this time
Peter:
O don't worry it's only a plastic fork this time
Cookie man:
What do you mean 'only'
Tony:
We don't talk about that
And kid are you ok
Cookie man:
Tony are you sure this isn't your kid
Tony:
Positive
Peter:
Oh man
Tony:
What
Cookie man:
What
Peter:
My Tesco meal deal pasta has blood on
(I don't care if they don't have that in America now they do)
Tony:
Ha!
Cookie man:
Don't be rude
And peter do not worry I'm sure you are able to buy another one
Peter:
Eh to late
Ooo the blood gave it a bit of extra flavour not to shabby
Tony:
Shabby
Peter:
*nods*
Shabby
Tony:
Did you just nod over text?
Peter:
*nods*
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Peter is now sitting in dreaded chemistry where guess what? He already knows everything. Finally the bell goes his saviour but as he gets up to leave..
Mr.Harlow-"Class sit down"
This causes the whole class to groan*
"As you know the field trip to The Avengers Tower is upcoming please submit your permission slips now"
Oh that's what he was forgetting
"Peter where is yours"
Peter-"sorry sir forgot"
"Too bad guess your not coming"
"What that's not fair"
Teacher-"tomorrow morning on my desk"
"Thank you so much sir"
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Peter:
guess what
Tony:
what?
Cookie man:
What?
Peter:
I was this close 🤏 to not being allowed on my school trip
Tony:
Why?
Peter:
I forgot my permission slip but if I hand it in tomorrow I'm allowed in
Cookie man:
Your teacher is a nice man
Tony:
And you are a lucky kid
Peter:
If I'm a kid how old are you
Cookie man:
In my hundreds
Tony:
Fifties
Peter:
•_• how are you in your hundreds and still able to use a phone
Cookie man:
Ice
Peter:
Ice
And don't worry tony I won't leave you out your old too
Tony:
Rude kid rude
Peter:
*rolls eyes*
Tony:
And now we're rolling our eyes over text
Peter:
*nods*
Tony:
*
facepalms*
Peter:
See your getting the hang of it
Cookie man:
*leaves*
Peter:
I don't think he gets it
Tony:
He may be a bit too old for that bit
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It's not the best and it's a little plain but I'm tired and have school in the morning.
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Wrong number! (Peter Parker)
Humor(Cover not mine) Peter texts the wrong number,however that 'wrong number' is Tony Stark himself what happens when more avengers get involved in a group chat?
