"Bird in the vents"

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Cinnamon roll:
A crocodile can't stick out its tongue (it took me a whole minute to figure out how to spell tongue(

Assassin lady:
Okay

Cinnamon roll:
A shrimps heart is in its head

Hacker lady:
There are 293 different ways to make change for a dollar

I am iron man:
Why do you kids know these things?

Sonic:
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

Cinnamon roll:
I want a cat

Hacker lady:
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people's opinions

Cinnamon roll:
I have that,I just call it social anxiety

Sonic:
Australia is wider than the moon

Cinnamon roll:
A cockroach can like a week without its head

Hacker lady:
A chicken once lived 18 months without its head

I am iron man:
It's 2am GO TO SLEEP

Cinnamon roll:
If it's 2am shouldn't you go to bed

I am iron man:
MY PHONE KEPT GOING OFF BECAUSE OF YOU LOT

Cinnamon roll:
Sorry mr stark

I am iron man:
Kid what have I said?
Don't call me mr Stark it makes me feel old
Also put Stark with a capital letter

Cinnamon roll:
Sorry mr stark

I am iron man:
-_-

Cinnamon roll:
:)

Winter Boi 🦾:
I hear my phone going off,I wake up thinking shit this must be important,turns out it's a bunch of toddler minded people sharing random facts AT 2AM
I WOKE UP FOR THIS

Cinnamon roll:
Sorry mr Bucky

Assassin lady:
Why's everyone awake

Cinnamon roll:
Insomnia

Hacker lady:
Insomnia

Sonic:
Adhd,I'm too hyper too sleep

I am iron man:
Building shit

Cookie man:
Language

I am iron man:
Bucky swore earlier why didn't you appear then?

Cookie man:
He's an exception

Winter Boi 🦾:
Why am I an exception

Cookie man:
Because you deserve to be important

Assassin lady:
Awwww
NOW EVERYBODY GET YOUR ARSES TO BED IM TIRED AND MY PHONE KEEPS GOING OFF
(I know she can put it on silent but shhh)

Cookie man:
Language

Katniss:
Sup bitches

Cookie man:
Language

Katniss:
I was gonna pull an uno reverse card BUT I LOST MY UNO REVERSE CARD
IM GONNA CRY

Assassin lady:
Good you deserve to cry you also deserve to lose it

Katniss:
*gasp*
What did I do wrong in fact I beg YOU had something to do with this

Cookie man:
I'm going back to bed I'm too old for this

Winter Boi 🦾:
Same

Cinnamon roll:
Ha ha you're old

I am iron man:
Peter behave

Cinnamon roll:
Sorry mr Stark

Assassin Lady:
GUYS CLINTS IN THE VENT AGAIN

I am iron man:
Don't worry FRIDAY is activating "bird in the vents" protocol

Cinnamon roll;
What's that?

Sonic:
Basically do you know the hatch things in the vents basically they open if he's on top on of them and he falls it's really funny
Basically once he fell on Bucky and Bucky was chasing him round the common room it was SOOO FUNNY

Cinnamon roll:
I want to witness that
Also you say basically a lot

Flying dude:
I just go to watch Clint fall onto the hallway floor and hit his funny bone on the radiator my life is complete
Also I got FRIDAY to send me the footage,life's good

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I'm tired so if there are any spelling mistakes please point them out

Thank you guys so so soooo much on 4k reads <3 <3 <3

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