Namjoon walks into the studio the next day, expecting to see everyone. He was curious about what everyone heard from the Yanny and Laurel clip. But he was contemplating not bringing it up. He opens the door to the practice room.
NJ: "Good morning, guys!"
But to his surprise, only Taehyung was in the practice room. Namjoon is filled with confusion and looks around. Then he looks at Taehyung.
NJ: "Where is everybody? It's 11am. Why are you the only one in here?"
Taehyung looks up at Namjoon who was standing at the door. Tae stood up from where he was sitting on the floor.
TH: "I don't know where they are."
Taehyung thought for a moment. Where could they all be? He got an idea.
TH: "I think it's because they played the Yanny and Laurel game."
Namjoon walked towards Taehyung and stood a few feet away from him. Namjoon crossed his arms and looked at Taehyung with doubt.
NJ: "Do you hear what you're saying? How can that have anything to do with why they're not here?
Taehyung thought about it for a moment.
TH: "I think they were playing the Yanny and Laurel game and went to heaven and hell."
Namjoon's eyes widened. Tae went to go sit on a small desk at the back of the practice room. Tae looked back at Namjoon who was extremely confused. There was only one conclusion he could come to.
NJ: "Are you trying to tell me that the whole group.... IS DEAD?!?!"
Taehyung nods.
TH: "I think so. I lost my computer so... I don't really know. But, I'm here though."
Namjoon turns away from Taehyung. He starts looking around frantically. He covers his face with his hands and then holds his hands up above his head. Namjoon was shocked. The group was dead.
NJ: "OH MY GOODNESS!!! MY GROUP IS DEAD!!! EVERYONE'S DISMISSED!!!"
Namjoon looked a bit sad, but also couldn't believe it. Taehyung stood up on the desk he was sitting on and checked his phone, he also was a bit down. They died like this?
NJ: "Hold on, let me call the nail salon. I got an appointment to book. Don't judge me, I'm trying something new."
Namjoon takes out his phone and after a few minutes, his eyes widen and he lifts his head up towards the ceiling.
NJ: "PRAISE THE LORD AND HIS ALMIGHTY POWERS!!! I don't have to work today!"
Namjoon looks back at Taehyung who then looks down at him.
NJ: "And boy, you best get your ass off the table! You are still in the studio, this ain't your home!"
Tae starts to look sad.
TH: "But nobody's here! Please, hyung, can I?"
Namjoon sighs.
NJ: "Ok, but just for today."
Taehyung looks around the room then back at Namjoon.
TH: "What are we gonna do now?"
Namjoon rubs his chin, trying to think.
NJ: "I don't know but, I can't practice with just one member! I'm gonna waste my time because everyone has to be here. Plus, Hobi hyung isn't here to help us either."
Namjoon raises his eyebrow.
NJ: "That's weird. Why would they go out of their way to listen to the clip even though we're not religious?"
Taehyung shrugged.
TH: "No clue, but didn't you say praise the l-"
NJ: "Shut up."
TH: "Oh ok."
Tae giggles and jumps down from the desk.
TH: "Before we know it, we'll be gone, too. Without everyone here, we're in shambles. We're so helpless right now."
Namjoon nods and looks Taehyung in the eye.
NJ: "The lord better take us before it's too late because what. the. fuck."
Namjoon takes a deep breath. He walks towards Taehyung. He places his hand on his shoulder. Namjoon and Taehyung stare at each other for a moment.
NJ: "We're done for."
Fin.
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Yanny and Laurel - BTS Story
FanfictionBTS hear about the Yanny and Laurel game and decide to try it out. Shit hits the fan afterwards. Who heard Yanny? Who heard Laurel? We may never know. (Please excuse the cover. I have yet to change it.)