BEING REWRITTEN.(Discontinued)

Reborn

"I'll BEAT ALL YOUR SIDE CHARACTER ASSES! With that I'll be reborn." I said to the 100 spiderman in the room

"Is that a metaphor." One of them asked

"Why don't you come at me to find out." I said egging them on

But no one moved. Aight guess I'll do the honours. Who's the highest ranked here, I see 45. In an instant I dashed at number 45 and swung at him. It was a painfully obvious right hook so he would definitely dodge. He jumped out of the way of my fist, which I predicted. I webbed his face and pulled it towards my knee, knocking him out. I webbed him to the ground and waited for the next attack. After I took down the highest rank, they realised I was being serious and all charged me simultaneously. Big mistake. Attacking in groups of more than 3 is just not effective. Maybe you could get away with 5 but more than that your just going to end up hindering each other. The only smart thing they did was surround me

They all tried getting hits in on me but I managed to dodge most of them all the while sending some of them flying into other spidermen attacking me. I was dropping bodies. In no time the group of 100 dwindled to less than 40. At that moment a cat landed on my face. 

"This is not what I meant when I wished for some spiderpussy." I said pulling it off my face

When I did that it shot a web in my face. The other spider people all tried to take advantage of my blindness. But I've trained with a blindfold on for so long it doesn't matter. As one tried to punch me in the face I just jumped away with the cat in my hand and landed a strong kick on his jaw, knocking him out. His brain must be vibrating right now. 

"Go long!" I yelled throwing the cat at one of the spiderpeople's face, before kneeing him in the stomach.

After a bit more pummeling there were two left. Sumo-spider and spidercowboy with his horse. I'm going for the spidercowboy first. Spidercowboy webbed the wall behind me and charged me on his horse. I don't get how this is effective at all but ok. The horse charged at me full speed if that hit me it would not be good news. Rationally I should dodge, but I'm not thinking rationally. Imma beat a horse head on. I coated my right leg with my symbiote suit and as the horse got close to hitting me I kicked its knee joint as hard as I could. I heard a snap meaning the horse's front legs broke. That felt amazing this is concerning am I sadistic. I have been pretty brutally beating all these people up and they haven't really done anything wrong. Ah whatever who cares, all that matters is I feel great. All the momentum from the horse got transferred to spidercowboy sending him flying off the horse into the wall behind me.

"And then there was one." I said

"You won't beat me." Sumo-spider said

"I like the spirit." I said 

Sumo-spider was lighter compared to Kingpin but hits harder. Again logic says I should use momentum to beat him, but nah. I wanna see if he flies when I kick him. I ran up to him and dove into his stomach to try and kick him away. But he grunted and only moved a feet or two

"Goddamm how heavy are you." I said shocked

"Its rude to ask a for someone's weight." He said

"If your fat you can just say so." I said

 He tried to grab my leg to throw me off her but I jumped back dodging her arm. I put a bit of distance between us. Before I had a moment to think two webs were shot either side of me. 

Oh shoot.

Sumo-spider pulled her webs launching herself at me. I might not be thinking rationally right now, but I'm not stupid enough to think I can take that head on. I slid between his legs. Not like that. And he went flying into the wall, breaking through two walls before stopping. Thank god I dodged that.