I hummed, "Back to the Joker universe"
Everyone nodded, going silent... Mostly, but I ignored their comments and pressed play
--ON SCREEN--
It showed Shiggy and some other mob bosses: Monoma and Bakugo. They all gathered around a TV. Shiggy shook hands with Monoma and Shiggy's Second in Command protested when at the TV, "The hell is this?"
It showed a Chinese man came on screen, "As you all know one of our deposits was stolen, a relatively small amount: 68 million"
--IN ROOM--
Ochako nearly had a heart attack, "68 MILLION!?"
I chuckled, "Yep, the bank scene from earlier was what their talking about"
Bakugo growled, "I'm a mob boss!?"
Monoma rolled his eyes, "Preaching to the choir dog"
--ON SCREEN--
Bakugo spoke, "Who's stupid enough to steal from us?"
Shiggy responded, "Two bit nutjob, wears a cheap purple suit and makeup. He's not a problem, he's a nobody, the problem is: Our money being tracked by the cops"
The Chinese man nodded, "Thanks to Shigaraki's well placed sources we have indeed found the police spotting our banks with marked bills, they are seizing your fund today, and since the enthusiastic new DA put my competitors out of business, I'm your only option."
Soon after they explained they were storing their money, Bakugo spoke, "What's stopping them getting to you?"
Chinese man, "I'm based in Hong Kong, far from Ilda's jurisdiction, and the Chinese won't extradite one of their own. Rest assured your money is safe"
--IN ROOM--
Deku widened his eyes, "Ilda is in this!?"
I giggled, "Yep he's is the District Attorney"
--ON SCREEN--
They heard something hit the floor, likely a body. And Deku's cackle, "Ho ha ha ohhh, and I thought my jokes were bad."
Monoma growled, "Give me one reason I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off?"
Deku countered, "How about a magic trick?" Monoma looked confused, motioning to his man as Deku stuck a pencil into the table, "I'm going to make this pencil disappear" when the thug reached him he slammed his head into the pencil, lodging it into his eye, "TADA! It's... It's gone."
Bakugo let out a smirk and shrug as Deku sat down, "Also the suit wasn't cheap, you oughta know you bought it"
Monoma got up, but Bakugo stopped him, "Sit. I want to hear proposition"
Monoma slowly sat down and spoke, "Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you.... What happened? Did your balls drop off? See a guy like me"
Monoma interrupted, "Freak" some other chuckled.
Deku froze a bit, "A guy like me..... You I know why you choose to have your little," clears his throat, "Group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman"
--IN ROOM--
Everyone looked confused, "Batman?"
I smiled, "Shoto Todoroki is secretly a vigilante known as Batman. He's tall, dark, and handsome~"
Todoroki looked at me confused, with Aizawa growling, "The day I let you near them is the day I die"
I smirked but pressed play
--ON SCREEN--
Deku continued, "You see Batman had shown this city your true colors unfortunately. Ilda, is just the beginning.... And for the Television's so-called plan? Batman had no jurisdiction, he'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them aaaand"
The Chinese man turned off his camera as Shigaraki asked, "What you suggest we do?"
Deku chuckled, "It's simple, we kill The Batman"
Everyone laughed, Shiggy spoke, "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Deku answered, "If you're good at something never do it for free!"
Bakugo, sighing, "How much you want?"
Deku leaned forward, "Half"
Everyone laughed, one stating, "You're crazy"
Deku snarled, "No I'm not... If we don't deal with this now soon hm? Little Monoma? Won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma!"
Monoma stood up angrily, Deku did the same, revealing he had lined his jacket with grenades, "Ahahah, let's not blow this out of proportion"
Monoma growled, "You think you can steal from us and walk away!?"
Deku, "Yeah"
Monoma then declared, "I'm putting the word out, 500 grand for this clown dead, a million alive so I can teach him some manners first"
Deku rummaged in his pocket, "Give me a call when you want to take things a bit more seriously.... Here's my card" he set a joker playing card and walked out.
--IN ROOM--
Mirko chuckled, "Damn!"
Everyone else was in shock. Deku more so. AFO chuckled a bit, "Well planned young one, well planned"
Okay guys, I had a sudden universe idea and will work on it. But always remember to leave ideas for universes in the comments. I just might do yours.
