Gilderoy Lockhart and Mudbloods

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The students are seated in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, decorated with portraits of its owner: Gilderoy Lockhart, the door to the office opens and Lockhart walks out. Gilderoy Lockhart paces before the class, Hermione and the girls hang on his every word, while Harry and Ron look at the large covered cage mysteriously on his desk.

All the Lockhart haters groan while Lockhart puffs his Chest.

Teachers looked confused at that

Lockhart: Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher: Me Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award-But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her

A few students smile weakly

All just groaned

Sahithi scoffed "The worst joke I have heard"

All nod at that as Gilderoy glares at her

Lockhart: I see you've all bought a complete set of my books. Well done, I thought we'd start today with a little quiz. Nothing to worry about, just checking how well you've read them and how much you've taken in...

Lockhart begins to circulate papers. Athena and Ron examine the question, Ron Whispers to Harry and Neville.

Ron: Look at these questions, They're all about him

Neville: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

Gilderoy Lockhart: You have thirty starts--now!

All look at Gilderoy in disbelief

Lockhart rifles through the completed exams

Gilderoy Lockhart: Tut, Tut. Hardly any of you remembered my favorite color is lilac But Miss.Hermione Granger knew that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair care potions. Good girl.

Hermione beams at that

All laugh at that

Sahithi said in concern " Hermione are u alright?"

Hermione Groaned and hit Victor when he was laughing out loud

Gilderoy Lockhart: Now be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourself facing your own worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here...

All looked kind of tense looks, Lockhart kets the tension build then whips off the cover inside the cage are several electric blue creatures, as they rattle the bars and pull bizarre faces at the students.

All the marauder's generation laugh at that

Seamus: Cornish Pixies?

Lockhart: Freshly caught Cornish Pixies

Unable to control himself, Seamus snorts with laughter

Lockhart: Laugh if you will, Mr.Finnegan but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters let's see what you make them now! 

Lockhart flings opens the cage. Instantly, the pixies rocket about, spraying the students with ink bottles, breaking beakers, and shredding books. Two seize Neville by the ears, Lift him into the air and begin to circle the ceiling

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

" What the fuck is going on?"

Frank and Alice shouted " Neville!"

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