The camera started. Lights flashed. A kitchen could be seen, the figure of the Chosen One standing. Dark gave a thumbs-up behind the camera.
Chosen: Greetings, dear pupil! If you seek to master the art of frying emojis, you have come to the right place. By following this sacred recipe, you shall ascend to the level of The Chosen One in the eyes of the culinary world.
To begin, gather thy ingredients: flour, milk, eggs, breadcrumbs, and of course, a selection of emojis to fry. I find that the crying laughing face and the heart-eyes face work particularly well.
Next, prepare the batter. Mix together equal parts of flour and milk, with a pinch of salt for flavor. Whisk in two beaten eggs to bind the batter together.
Now, the true test of your skill: prepare the emojis for frying. Dip each emoji in the batter, making sure it is completely coated. Then, roll it in breadcrumbs for a crispy, crunchy exterior.
Heat a pan of oil to a sizzling temperature. Gently place the emojis in the oil, taking care not to overcrowd the pan. Fry until golden brown, usually around 2-3 minutes, flipping occasionally for even cooking.
Finally, remove the emojis from the oil with a slotted spoon and place them on a paper towel to cool. Serve with your favorite dipping sauce and watch as your guests are awed by your mastery of the art of frying emojis.
Go forth, young one, and continue your culinary journey. May the frying gods guide your every step.
TSC: CHOSEN WHAT THE F### ARE YOU DOUNG WITH THOSE EMOJIS!!?
TCO: Shit.....RUN!!!
The red and black hollow heads ran out of the studio as a flash if green swept through.
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AVM/AVA Oneshots (Ships, Skits etc)
Fiksi PenggemarA book of oneshots of AVM/AVA. Some fluffs, some smuts, some stupid shit and more. Everything from loving ships to stupid ass skits. Hope you enjoy.
