Shrek x Chicken broth (18+)

The Warmth of the Broth

Hey this is Shrek here.  I have a very interesting fairy tail to tell you... It involves lots of sex, kissing, and chicken broth... In fact, it mostly revolves around chicken broth. 

From the day I was born, I've had many adventures.  I've fought a short king over some ogre bitch I don't love anymore.  I've met her parents.  Uhh other than that, it's all just romantic adventures.  I've been in many relationships with celebrities.  I've had a little bit of a fine tuning with Lightning McQueen, (kachow), a playdate with Dora, a long complicated romance with bread, and I even learned how to put my long thing in a target with Flynn Rider.  Yes that was meant to sound horny.  I also learned how to put stuff in my mouth with toothpaste.  Also horny.

But one day, while I was cooking my stew, something magical happened.   I didn't like the taste of it anymore.  😭😭😭😭

So I took the forbidden chicken broth out of my cupboard.  I poured the voloputious liquid from the box into the pot and began boiling it.  After tasting it, I realized it just wasn't enough.  So I put ramen seasoning in it too.  AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

The chicken broth moaned.  "Put more stuff in me daddy Shrek."

I was in shock.  I didn't know how to feel about living soup.  Bread was one thing... But soup?  How does that even work?

And yet I couldn't deny the obvious attraction I felt.  It was as if every atom in my body had to be with the soup, dancing in a display of a mix of chicken broth and my cum. 

I realized I was thinking awfully fast when I hadn't even rizzed up the soup yet.  Buttttt it did call me daddy Shrek so I think I already won that battle. 

I took off my shirt to flex my mighty 9 pack and and abs towards the chicken broth that was getting hotter by the second.  (Literally, it was still above the fire.)

"You want me inside you babygirl?" I said oh so seductively. 

The soup nodded it's head up and down.  (Don't question it.). "PLEASE daddy Shrek, fill me up with your cum, I desire to be your special soup."

I grinned.  "I'm going to fill you up and then drink you like the dirty slut you are."

The soup moaned and it's liquid began trembling.  "Please do."

Author's Note: I know what I must do but I don't know if have the strength to do so...

I whipped out my 12 inch shlong and put the soup into a bowl.  (I consider the bowl to be the chicken broth's sexy clothes.)

I began fucking the chicken broth inside the bowl with all my strength, moaning in my manly high pitched voice while feeling the hot liquid splash against me.  The chicken broth moaned in a manly voice that made me feel even more attractive.  It resonated just like my dick resonated inside of the hot broth.  

"HARDER DADDY SHREK," the chicken broth moaned.

In that moment I felt so attracted to the beautiful golden texture of the chicken broth.  A little bit of it flew into my mouth and it tasted salty, but a little bit sweet at the same time.  It could probably use some cream of chicken though... And cream of chicken I will give it...

I moved the soup into missionary but of course it just fell back into the bowl, splashing a little.  I fucked the chicken broth and felt a little more in love with every stroke. 

"CUM IN ME DADDY SHREK!!!"

I was feeling so good.  I couldn't deny it.  That chicken brothussy was just too fucking good.  The warmth I felt as it wrapped around my dick.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I came inside of the chicken broth and I felt it shudder despite it being a liquid that can talk. 

"OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" it screamed at the top of it's lungs despite maybe not having feelings IDK OKAY 😢

Afterwards as promised, I tilted the bowl towards my mouth and drank a mixture of my love and my CREAM.  I had turned the chicken broth into a yummy cream of chicken.

And then I realized... It was gone.  I had drunken my love.  They were never coming back.  I could feel the chicken broth's warmth go down my throat and into my tummy, gone forever.

I cried huge tears.  I didn't know what to do!  I had just killed my true love.  OH CHICKEN BROTH WHERE ART THOU.  YOU COMPLETE ME.

Another tear hit the ground and I remembered the romantic and innocent words it used to speak to me... "CUM IN ME DADDY SHREK."

"Oh chicken broth my dear, I will never forget you!!!!" I yelled to the world.

Donkey walked in with his eyebrows raised.  "Did you eat them funny mushrooms again or something."

"Donkey, I know you love me," I said.

"What the fuck are you on?  I'm an animal!" Donkey said with a sigh and walked away.  Stop doing those special mushrooms. 

"My bad Donkey," I sighed and pulled out my Nokia flipphone and turned her on.  She moaned a little, "Hey daddy Shrek, you turn me on so much..."

"No shit," I sighed, still depressed over my poor chicken broth.

"Wanna do it?" she asked

"Go fuck yourself."

The phone started rapidly beeping and playing a moaning sound on repeat so I assumed she had taken me literally.  I then typed forbidden words to my long gone wife and mother of my 52 kids. 

"Hey, sexy, wanna fuck again?"

The bread responded extremely fast to my message.  "Meet at Lord shorty's castle in 5."

I was back baby.