Reasons why Deadwolv is not allowed to drive anymore part one
Deadwolv *puts car into reverse*
**Sound of a cat howling**
Deadwolv: Oh shit. I think I ran over a cat.
Shizuo: Wait a minute... IZAYA?!?
Deadwolv: Relax. He will be fine. He has nine, well. Eight lives now.
Count Aoba
Neko: Yes master...
Aoba: Don't call me master!
Neko: Yes master....
Aoba *glaring*
Neko: ...
(If you got the reference you get a cookie)
Halloween with a ghost
Mikado: *sleeping*
Masaomi : *turns the speakers up loudly and begins blaring the song This Is Halloween!*
Mikado: Wtf?!?! *Falls out of bed*
Reasons why Deadwolv is not allowed to drive anymore part two
Shizuo: Ya know. If you took the mask off you would have better vision. And remove the gloves so you can hold the steering wheel better.
Deadwolv: Quit telling me how to drive. Or I will backhand you. With the gloves ON.
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