Flirtatious fails

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Liking people's profiles is dangerous 

Wolv: Damn you fine girl. Wanna hang out later?

Chikage:  This is Non's boyfriend. Who the hell are you?

Wolv:  Oh my bad. Hey handsome, you up for some fun?

Chikage: WTF



Bad responses to Fuck you (With hints of Shizaya)


Shizuo: Fuck you!
Izaya: Fuck me yourself you coward
Shizuo: Wait...

Ran: Fuck you!
Fiora: *half asleep peeks out of his scarf*  What does fuck mean?
Ran: *Who forgot she was with him* OH NO

Chikage: Fuck you!
Deadwolv: Deal. My place at six tonight. Don't be late
Chikage: Hold up-

Deadwolv: Fuck you
Susanoo: But teacher! I thought student teacher relations was strictly forbidden.
Deadwolv:....
Susanoo: I was kidding. Please don't kill me.

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