Romeo and Juliet?
Red Carpet: anything fun happen while I have been gone?
Kanra: Shizuo Heiwajima got in another fight with Deadwolv. It was a draw this time. Neither won.
Red Carpet: I'm, half surprised. Though Wolv needs to stop picking fights with him. I doubt even that thing can withstand one of Shizuo' direct punches.
Kanra: haha. I don't know. That thing is strong. I'd pay big money to see the two fight to the death.
Wolv: Not happening. He ain't my kind of prey.
Kanra: Ooh. I forgot. You have such fancy tastes. Only the worst of the worst will satisfy your hunger.
Red Carpet: that scares me. The way you put it sounds like wolv is actually eating the people he kills.
Wolv: Besides. I am about to go play with that Chikage guy. He is so cute when I sneak up on him and his gang.
Kanra: I will need to revaluate my assessment of you wolv.
Kashlua milk: Wolv is gay for Chikage and so gonna steal him as his bride!!!
Red Carpet: what the hell...
Kashlua milk: Maybe it will be like that Jack the ripper movie where he stopped killing cause he fell in love with one of his victims! Though. Let's hope it don't have the same ending where Jack realized he couldn't have her so chose to kill her.
Kanra: RIP Chikage. He is doomed. He ain't into serial killer men after all. XD
Spider girl
Spider Daddy: akghejchughje
Blue Ghoul: Is Spider having a stroke?
Spider Daddy: No, am using my computer at the moment. And my spider was dancing on my keyboard.
Blue Ghoul: How big is your spider to be able to type..?
Spider Daddy: Err, slightly smaller than a toddler.
Blue Ghoul: I been meaning to ask about that...what is with your name and spider obsession? And why is your spider THAT BIG?
Spider Daddy: Well, she ain't a normal spider. And keeps calling me daddy.
Onryo: The spider is a spider human hybrid child thingy. Small and cute.
Spider Daddy: I swear if you are in my house haunting me right now you damned ghost I will find a way to banish you.
Blue ghoul: Well that explains allot... You got lonely and knocked up a spider huh?
Spider Daddy; And i am gonna kill you.
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Durarara fanfic crack (companion book to Gates of hell and Trouble loves company
FanfictionCrack fic based on my Durarara fanfic series. Trouble loves company and it's sequel Games of hell. Not to be taken seriously at all. Will have OCs and canon characters. Just a light hearted book till I begin the third book of the series. Hope you gu...
