Random Shit With Em :)

You need rizz? I gotchu babes

YOU NEED RIZZ?

I GOTCHU BABES

Me and my friend Shyanna made three entire pages of rizz front and back.

Here we go.

Are you Five Harvreeves? Bc I wanna ride you any day and everyday. (I have an unhealthy obsession with Five Hargreeve rizz)    -   Emmaly.

Are you my uncle? Bc you really like to touch me. (Just sad rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you my lap top? Bc I love opening you up. (Lap top rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a donut? Bc I like you better when you're filled with cream. (Fat kid rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you science? Bc we have a lot of chemistry. (Science rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you my dad? Bc I always be missing you. (Dead dad rizz)   -   You already know.. EMMALY.

Are you a rubber band? Bc I can stretch you out. (Bored rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a book? Bc I'm tryna open you up. (Bookworm rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a piggy bank? Bc I'm tryna fill you up. (Broke rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you an Oreo? Bc I can eat your white stuff. (I want an Oreo rn rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you Wattpad? Bc I love you. (Wattpad addiction rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a horse? Bc I'd hop on you. (Barrel horse racer rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you Five Hargreeves? Bc you're hella hot. (Five Hargreeves rizz)   -   You already know... Again... EMMALY.

Are you my friends mom? Bc I'd so smash. (I love moms rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Math is confusing. It's always talking about X and Y, but never U and I. (I suck at math rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a hoodie? Bc I'm tryna get inside you. (Hoodie rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you white boy Carl? Bc I can't get enough of you. (Shameless rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you Fortnite? Bc I'll never play you. (I hate Fortnite rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you an outlet? Bc I'm tryna stick it in.   -   Shyanna.

Are you nic? Bc I'm addicted to you. (Addiction rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a cookie? Bc I love eating you. (Always hungry rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you my bed? Bc I never wanna leave you. (Always tired rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you my ADHD? Bc you always distract me. (ADHD rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a pool? Bc I'm tryna be in you all summer. (Just rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a test? Bc all I do is stare at you. (Dumbass rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Your voice does to me
What autumn does to trees
You say
"Hello"
And all my clothes
Fall off naturally.
(Poetic rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you my notes app? Bc I would never let anyone touch you but me. (I have bad things in my notes rizz)   -   Emmaly.

No pen, no paper, and you still draw my attention. (Drawing rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you jumpscares in a horror movie? Bc you make me scream. (I love horror movies rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a bus? Bc I'm tryna fill you up with kids.   -   Shyanna.

Are you school? Bc I'm tryna get in and out quickly. (I hate school rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you candy? Bc you probably taste good. (I love candy rizz)   -   Emmaly.
(DOES THAT MAKE SENSE BC THIS DICK THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL SAID IT DIDN'T)

Are you a gymnast? Bc you can come do a flip into my bed. (Idk rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you Aidan Gallagher? Bc I'm madly in love with you. (Aidan Gallagher obsessed rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you Aidan? Bc I'd let you hit it. (Aidan lover rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you the uhh, the one that uh, um, basically just kiss me. (Forgetful rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a puzzle piece? Bc we fit together perfectly. (Puzzle rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a carnival prize? Bc I can't get enough. (Pro game player rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a ride at the fair? Bc I love riding you. (I love fair rides rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you an uncrustable? Bc I'll always choose you. (Fat kid rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you a coke? Bc I love you. (I ❤️ coke rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you the sun? Bc you're so hot. (Sun rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you my dad? Bc I've been looking for you my whole life. (Fatherless rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you heading in the right direction? Bc if not, I can give head to help. (Idk what rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you a tampon? Bc I need you inside me. (Period rizz)   -   Shyanna.

Are you Leon Kennedy? Bc I'd let you hit it for free? (I ❤️ Leon Kennedy rizz)   -   Emmaly.

Are you my snap? Bc I'm always on you. (Snapchat rizz)   -   Shyanna.

We're literally the rizzlers guys.