Bungou Stray Dogs smut (and possible fluff)

Chuuya x Dazai Part 2

This gets worse.
Includes cake, wine, school Chromebook, degrading.
The coconut oil ran away 💔💔💔
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It was a regular Friday.

Dazai was getting ready for work while Chuuya was getting ready for graduate school because of a mission.

"Ready for your mission Chuuya? I wonder what will happen. It's going to be your last week~" Dazai cooed.

"How about you shut your mouth?!" Chuuya yelled.

"Nah, don't feel like it!" Dazai said.

As Chuuya was putting on his school ID, he connected it to a remote.

"Bye suicidal maniac!" He yelled.

"Bye small bitch!" Dazai yelled back happily.

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Chuuya argued.

"Not my fault you're built like the average toddler." Dazai said.

"You want to be dead so bad, you tried to explode that vibrator you got from the black market when it was up your ass." Chuuya argued.

"Say that again when you come back and see what happens~!" Dazai happily yelled.

"Alright I will." Chuuya said as he headed to another building.

In the meanwhile, Dazai went on Temu and bought another vibrator. (A/n: not apart of the script but this was so emotional. 💔)

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With Chuuya on the other hand, he was listening to the teacher who was giving a lecture until he heard the distinct words,

"Within the fence of the building, with is 1,739 feet squared-"

Chuuya's eyes lit up atrociously with fear. He raised his hand.

"Yes Mr. Nakahara?" Said the teacher.

"May I use the restroom?" He asked.

"Yes." The teacher said.

Chuuya took his cell phone with him and quickly walked out of the classroom.

He went to an empty stall and dialed Mori.

"Boss! There's a number that the guy said. It's 1,739." Chuuya said.
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"Alright. You can go. I'll let Higuchi take care of it from now. You are dismissed for today." Mori said.
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"What do I do now, Boss?" Chuuya asked.
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"Just wait here." Mori said.
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"Bitch what? Don't you like little kids? Stfu you nasty hoe you telling me to wait but you should be waiting for your prison sentence so shut the fuck up." Chuuya yelled. (Deleted scene 💔💔💔🐺🐺🐺.)
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(Actual scene lmao)
"Alright." Chuuya said.

Chuuya dialed Higuchi in the meanwhile and informed her.

He went back to the classroom and packed his stuff.

"Mr. Nakahara, where are you going?!" The teacher yelled.

"I gotta go home." Chuuya responded.

Chuuya went running. He rushed out of the door until Higuchi and the Port Mafia men were in the building.

Atsushi was just walking to the cafeteria until Chuuya grabbed him and flew him out of the cafeteria.

"The hell was that for?" Atsushi asked.

"Get the hell out of here. Go tell your boyfriend that he needs to help us!" Chuuya yelled.

"H-He's not my boyfriend!" Atsushi said. He stammered on his words because of how he was blushing a bit.