Bird Brain[Rocket Raccoon x Reader]

Chapter 4 - A Plan

Meal time, yay. The food is...disgusting. Why would I expect anything more?

Rocket: We need to get into that watch tower. But first, I'll need a few things. I need one of those armbands, the guards use them for the ins and outs of this place.

Gamora: Leave it to me.

Rocket: That dude over there. I need his prosthetic leg.

Peter: His leg?

Rocket: Sure don't need the rest of him, look at him he's useless. 

Peter: ...Alright.

Rocket: Finally, you see that blinking yellow light in that tower?

Peter: Yeah?

Rocket: Behind it is a quarnyx battery. I need it.

Gamora: How will you reach it?

Corvus: I'll get it.

Peter: It's in one of the most guarded towers in the center, and it's 20 feet up in the air.

Corvus: Did you forget I could fly, dumbass? Rip off the yellow light, battery. Piece of cake.

Peter: But it's too dangerous.

Rocket: Well my plan needs a freaking quarnyx battery so figure it out! Now, this is very important. Once the battery is removed, everything will turn into emergency mode. So we gotta get that part LAST.

*ZAP*

What the...oh. Groot already got...the battery...

Rocket: Or we could just do it first and improvise!

Gamora: I'll grab the armband.

Peter: Leg!

Prisoners panicked and retreated back to their cells. Some drones came down, and aimed at Groot.

???: Prisoner! Drop the device now, or we will open fire!

Groot: I! AM! GROOT!

???: Open fire.

I quickly flew and slashed through a drone, it exploding on the ground. The other drones started firing at Groot. Rocket got on Groot, as Groot protected him with a branch sheild.

Rocket: You idiot! How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff!?

I slashed at another drone, sending it flying toward another, causing another explosion. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Gamora with an armband. Before any drones can shoot her, I swoop down and slash at them, causing them to fall and cause another explo - okay there are a lot of explosions.

I return to Rocket and Groot, and Rocket somehow acquired a gun. He's shooting all of them, giving us the upper-hand.

Peter comes running with the leg, so I run to the watch tower along with the rest. The doors open, and we see a man there. ...Anyways, after we throw him off, we close the doors, and Rocket starts tinkering with the machine.

Drax: Spare me your foul gaze, woman!

Gamora: What is this one doing here?

Corvus: Who are you - oh, Drax.

Peter: I promised he would stay with us as long as he beats up your father. And I keep my promises, especially with people that can murder me. Alright, here you go.

Rocket: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg.

Peter: What!?

Rocket: It was funny! Wait, how did he look hopping on one leg!? *snicker*