Ham: well....
YRB: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Clyde: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Melon: well I personally had a great weekend
Clyde: good for you!!! MY BESTIE ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Old man: I'm disappointed in whoever thought it was smart not to put a safety barrier around the entire track.
Clyde: oh I'm beyond disappointed, I'm furious, infuriated, enraged, outraged, LIVID!!!
MTJ: we get the point
Willy b: but seriously!!!! What would we have done if Ryan died?!?!?!?
Old man: live a peaceful life
Ham: everything would be nice and quiet
YRB: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The showman: it's okay Ryan, the remains of 50 shades of slay would tribute every win to you, and we'd run special paint schemes of you.
YRB: 🥹
Old man: you'd probably have to do the same for Chase as well cause I don't think those two could live without each other.
Ham: okay but seriously, does a day go by without you two talking to each other?
Chase: no
YRB: no
Sliced bread: we all need friends like them
Melon: I have zero friends
Ham: we know
Taco: well I was TRYING to congratulate you but SOME ONE was in the WAY!
Chase b: sorry
Clyde: anyway I'm going to go kidnap Steve Phelps and torture some sense into him
Midget: 😳😳😳😳😳😳
Bub: I'll join!!
Old man: I will come too
Ham: KEVIN?!?!?!
MTJ: your supposed to be the responsible one!!
Old man: nascar made a massive mistake that could have ended in injuries or worse. So if you have the most popular driver, the oldest driver that's been around the longest and has a history of anger issues, and the only black driver on the grid, it'll make a statement.
Sliced bread: that makes sense not gonna lie
Ham: okay but don't kidnap or torture anyone
Clyde: we'll see
YRB: Chase your so dramatic
Clyde: YOU ALMOST DIED!!!!!!
YRB: not really
Clyde: not really my ass
YRB: chill out, I'm alive
Clyde: you don't get to decide that
YRB: wether you chill out? Or that I'm alive?
Clyde: both
MTJ: what?
YRB: huh?
Clyde: you could be a ghost
Old man: are you on crack?
Willy b: 🤣🤣🤣
Old man: that was a serious question
Willy b: oh 😳
Clyde: no
YRB: I can confirm he's not
Bub: how?
YRB: we're together, duh
Bub: sorry!! How was I supposed to know
Clyde: he almost died of course I'm going to be with him
YRB: Chase needed emotional support
Ham: and obviously your failing
YRB: IM TRYING!!! But to be fair it was a big hit, I'd be doing the same
Clyde: I don't need emotional support
YRB: 🤨
Sliced bread: you sure about that?

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NASCAR Group Chat (2023 Season)
FanfictionRyan blaneys adds almost all the drivers to a group chat, what could go wrong?