Unmei woke up and groggily got off the wooden floor, rubbing her eyes. "Best. Sleep. EVER!!!" She dashes out the door. Then bear-hugging Mr. Noodle Guy from behind, "You got the best floors to sleep on! I got a full seven hours of sleep on that amazing floor!".
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"By "a full seven hours of sleep" you mean coming up to me every hour asking me for Chupa Chups?". Mr. Noodle Guy rolls his eyes, turning around and hugging Unmei back.
"Ngh! I did no such thing!". She releases Mr. Noodle Guy from the bear hug, crossing her arms.
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"Well...maybe I did...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!!", Unmei pouts.
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Mr. Noodle Guy raises an empty white laundry basket in the air, "Anyway, do you need anything cleaned before you go to work? I'm about to do laundry."
Unmei unbuttons her white dress shirt, throwing it at him, "You think you can clean the blood off? Bet 'cha can!".
"Eh...very modest of you...". Mr. Noodle Guy puts her shirt in the basket, "Anything else?"
"Nah, that's all.". Unmei lays on top of the bar table, twirling her hair around.
"Make sure you don't eat everything while I'm doing laundry...". Mr. Noodle Man goes into the laundry room.
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Unmei pulls her tiny CD Player and earbuds out of her pocket, "Time to play the best song in the world!"
-Timeskip-
Mr. Noodle Guy comes back from doing the laundry, "Unmei."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", Unmei is dancing on top of the bar table.
"Unmei!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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"UNMEI!!!"
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She looks back at Mr. Noodle Guy, taking her earbuds out and putting her CD Player back in her pocket, "Yuh-Yuh?".
"I got the blood out of your uniform's shirt.". He hands Unmei her shirt, "Now put it on. I don't want to see you walking around here half-naked anymore.".
She puts the shirt on but fails to button the shirt correctly. "Mr. Noodle Guy...can you button my shirt for me?".
Mr. Noodle Guy sighs, "Come here...". He buttons Unmei's shirt, "There, now go to work. You're probably late.".
Unmei grins, leaving the restaurant, "Hehe~! Late's my middle name!".
-Timeskip-
Aki sits on a bench, waiting for Unmei, "Where the hell is she at...?". He looks at his watch, tapping his foot impatiently on the ground.
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His phone starts to ring, "Ma- Makima...?". He takes the call, "Yes Ma'am?".
"Aki, you can have the days off...It seems like we are having some problems today, and we don't want to get anyone in Special Division 4 involved in it. Take care.", Makima hangs up.
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"Problems...?"
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
FanfictionSome dumbass and serious dude with a funny haircut slowly fall in love...(?) -🙈🙉🙊-
