See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

VII - Sex Ed at the Ass Crack of Dawn

Aki slowly opens his eyes to see Unmei laying on top of him, still mumbling in her sleep while laying in her drool. He lightly placed her onto the other side of the bed, tucking her in. "There you go...", Aki hummed, sitting on the edge of the bed.

After sitting there for a few seconds, he gets out of bed to open the curtains, letting the light shine into his eyes to wake him up a little more.

Aki stands there, his eyes fully opening due to the light. He trots to the kitchen to do his morning routine. Aki flicks on the stove and gives the burner a chance to warm up while he does other tasks. He begins to grind coffee beans, then beginning to make the coffee, putting the coffee beans into the coffee maker while listening to the radio, humming to himself.

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Aki goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth, adding a dollop of toothpaste to his brush, then adding water.

Shh sh shhh sh shhh sh shhh sh shh...ptoo...!

He spits the toothpaste out, then starting to clean the sink and toothbrush before leaving the bathroom, coming back to the kitchen.

Gurgle gurgle gurgle...

He poured a cup of coffee, the aroma of elegance waking him up even more. Aki took a sip of coffee, the rich and bitter taste pleasing his taste buds. "Ahh...", Aki smiles as he lets out a soft sigh, placing the coffee cup on the counter.

Unmei appears out of thin air in the corner of the room, rubbing her eyes. "Aki...I got a question...".

"Where did you— whatever...What?"

"Where do babies come from?"

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"I'm sorry...?"

"Where do babies come from?"

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"Are...okay, first of all: how old are you? And second of all: are you being serious?", Aki tilts his head, a hint of irritation coming from his voice.

"19, to be exact! And yes, I'm being serious."

Aki stands there dumbfounded, just tapping his foot on the floor with his arms crossed, thinking of something to say that she would understand.

He breathes in before muttering under his breath, "Sex.".

"So you're telling me a big birdie doesn't drop the fun-sized person off to the house!?", Unmei covers her mouth, her eyebrows furrowing in dissatisfaction. "My life has been ruined..." Unmei pouts, looking at the ground.

"A 'big birdie'...? Are serious?", Aki scoffs, rolling his eyes.

"Wait...what is sex though...?"

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"Uhm...so you see, babies are made when two people really like each other...and they do this thing called s-"

"I refuse to believe this flapdoodle! This is absolutely garbage! Liar, liar, liar, pants on fire!", She stomps her feet on the floor, plugging her ears with her pointer finger.

Aki scoffs, rolling his eyes as he takes a sip of his coffee as he takes his newspaper and a pack of cigarettes outside with him.

Unmei pouts, going to the balcony with Aki. "Hey, wait up!".

Aki ignores Unmei, just simply crossing his legs in his seat, reading his newspaper.

"Hey."

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