When they were walking the forest, Puss was whispering to Shrek while Donkey and Grace were following them
"No, really?" Shrek asked as he turned to Donkey and they giggled
"I'm sure they're not whispering about you" Grace said to Donkey
Then they made to but it looked like a factory
"Woah, oh no that's the old qiblas place" Donkey said "let's just back away slowly"
"That's the Fairy Godmother's Cottage" Puss said "she's the largest producer, of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom"
"Then why don't we pop in there for a spell" Shrek said and Puss laughed
They came in and sees the elf receptionist at the front desk
"Hi. I'm here to see-" Shrek said
"The Fairy Godmother? I'm sorry, she's not in" The elf receptionist interrupt
"Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo! Now!" Fairy Godmother said in the intercom
"Yes Fairy Godmother, right away" The elf receptionist said in the intercom and then to them "look, she's not seeing any clients today. Okay?"
"That's okay, buddy. We're from the union" Shrek said
"The union?" The elf receptionist said
"We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign" Shrek said
"Oh, of course" the elf receptionist said
"Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?" Shrek asked
"A little. We don't even have dental" the elf receptionist said
"They don't even have dental. Okay, we're gonna have a look around" Shrek said as they were about to go to the door "and buddy, it would be better if the Fairy Godmother doesn't know about this. Know what I'm saying? Huh?"
"Huh?" Donkey said
"Huh?" Shrek and
"Huh? Huh? Huh?" Donkey said
"Stop it" Grace said
"Of course, go right in" the elf receptionist whispers
They went in, they see the workers working and then they saw coming through the doorway and they check it to see and it leads to Fairy Godmother's office
They came in and saw Fairy Godmother brewing something with a giant cauldron
"Excuse me" Shrek said and Fairy Godmother was shocked to see them "sorry to barge in like this but-"
"What in Grimm's name are you doing here?" Fairy Godmother asked when the curtain closed
"Well, It seems that Fiona is not actually happy" Shrek said
"Oh, and is there some question as to why that is? Let's explore that, shall we?" she said looks over her bookshelf "let's see... P-p-p-p-p, Princess. Cinderella... here we are, lived happily ever after... oh, no ogres! Let's see Snow White, handsome prince, oh no ogres. Sleeping Beauty, no ogres. Handsel and Gretel, no! Thumbelina, no! The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman... no, no, no, no, NO! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after"
"Alright! Look, lady" Shrek said as he points at her
"DON'T YOU POINT THOSE DIRTY GREEN SAUSAGES AT ME!" Fairy Godmother said as she push his finger out
Then a worker comes in with a cart with food and they noticed him
"Oh sorry" he said
"oh that's okay, we were just leaving" Shrek said "very sorry for wasting your time, Miss Godmother"
"Just go" Fairy Godmother said
"Come on, guys" Shrek said and they left Fairy Godmother's office
"Um, we're not leaving right?" Grace asked Shrek
"Oh no, I have another idea" Shrek said making Grace gulped
A while later, they were hiding in a janitor's closet waiting for two of the workers to come by, as two worker comes by pushing the cart, Shrek grabs them and yanked them inside and took their suit
A while later, Shrek and Grace comes out wearing the suites pushing the cart, they went in the potion room, open the side door of the cart and there was Donkey and Puss being squished in there
"Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face" Donkey complains to Puss "man, that stinks
Shrek pulls them out and Puss said "well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses" Puss said
Shrek and Grace took off the suites and sees a lot of potions
"Well, one of these has got to help" Shrek said about the potion collection
"I was just concocting this very plan" Puss said "already our minds are becoming one"
'Whoa, whoa, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call" Donkey glared at Puss "Shrek, this is a bad idea"
"Look, make yourself useful and go keep watch" Shrek said to Donkey "Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?"
"No problema, boss" Puss said before he slid out of his boots, an hat, leaving his sword behind and climbed up the shelves "in one of my nine lives, I was the great cat burglar os Santiago de Compostela"
"Shrek, are you off your nut" Donkey asked
"Donkey, keep watch" Shrek said
"Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch" Donkey huffed "I'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside, I'll laugh too, I'll be giggling to myself"
"What do you see?" Grace asked
"Toad Stool Softener?" Puss suggested
"I don't think so" Grace said
"Elfa Seltzer?" Puss suggested
"Uh-uh" Shrek said
"Hex Lax?" Puss suggested
"Huh?" Grace confused
"Try handsome" Shrek suggested
"..... sorry, no handsome" Puss said as he pounced all around the shelves and then he saw a blue potion "hey, how about Happily Ever After?"
"Well, what does it say?" Shrek asked
"It says 'Beauty Divine" Puss said
"That's close enough" Grace said
"You know, in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the smartest of animals, especially us talking ones" Donkey said
"Donkey!" Shrek and Grace said as they saw the worker and one of the elves noticed them and the worker and the elf ran off to get help
"That'll have to do, we've got company" Shrek said
Puss soon did what he could to get the potion, he struggled to get it out of the glass but he fell with it and the potion was about to hit the ground until Grace caught it
"Nice catch, Grace" Shrek approved
"Thanks" Grace thanked Shrek
More potions fell and shattered as the alarm went off
"Come on" Shrek said
They all soon went to escape from elf guards who were shooting arrows at them, while the potions flooded and some people were effected by them, the elves turned into white doves, the workers turned into a candelabra and a mantle clock, two swans turned into women who were in cages, they continued to run for their lives and they luckily made it out with the potion
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Grace's Adventure In Shrek 2
FanfictionGrace was reunited with Shrek and Fiona after their honeymoon and of course Donkey was there, then Fiona's parents invited them to go their kingdom of Far Far Away to celebrate Shrek and Fiona's marriage. When they arrived, they find out they were n...
