The next morning, Shrek woke up and sees 3 women around and they said good morning to him
"We love your kitty" one girl said as she held Puss
"Is this your daughter?" another girl asked about Grace
"Huh?" Grace surprised
"Oh, my head" Shrek groans
"Here, I fetched a pail of water" one girl said with a bucket of water
"Thanks" Shrek said
"Um, Shrek, you might wanna see your refection before you drink that water" Grace said
"Why?" Shrek asked as he was about to take the bucket only to see he had human hands, he took the bucket and saw his human form in the reflection, he yelp and dropped the bucket
"That's why" Grace said
"A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks?" Shrek said "taut round buttocks, I'm...I'm..."
"A human" Grace said
The women were very attracted to him
"I'm Jill" one girl said "what's your name?"
"Um...Shrek" Shrek said
"Shrek? Wow" Jill surprised "are you from Europe?"
"You're so tense" one girl said
"I want to rub his shoulders" Jill said
"I got it covered. Thanks" one girl said
"I don't have anything to rub" another girl said
"Well, get in line" Jill said
"Um.. where's Donkey?" Grace asked
"Who are you calling Donkey?" Donkey said
Everyone turned and saw him as a heroic white horse
"Donkey? you're a..." Shrek surprised
"A stallion, baby! I can whinny!" Donkey said and whinnies "I can count!"
Donkey stomps his hoof
"Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!" Donkey said "that's some quality potion, what's in that stuff?"
"Oh don't take the potion Mr. Boss, it's very bad" Puss mocked Donkey and read the back of the potion "warning: side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders"
Donkey was dancing but he noticed them staring at him, so he said "what?"
"Senor, to make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss by midnight" Puss read the label
"Midnight?! Why is it always midnight?" Shrek said as he grabs the bottle
"Obviously a fairytale thing" Grace said
"Oh, pick me. I'll be your true love!" One girl said
"I'll be your true love" Jill said
"I'll be true... enough" another girl said when she pushes Jill
"Look ladies, I already have a true love" Shrek said
"Awww" the women frowned
"Take it from me, boss" Puss said "you're going to have one satisfied princess"
"And let's face it, you are a lot easier on the eyes" Donkey said "but inside, you're still the same old, mean, salty, cantankerous, stinky, foul, angry ogre you always be"
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Grace's Adventure In Shrek 2
FanfictionGrace was reunited with Shrek and Fiona after their honeymoon and of course Donkey was there, then Fiona's parents invited them to go their kingdom of Far Far Away to celebrate Shrek and Fiona's marriage. When they arrived, they find out they were n...
