HOBIE BROWN HEADCANNONS

carnival date

- he would definitely take you on a carnival date

- he would buy all type of carnival snacks and would share them with you (like caramel apples, fried oreos, corn dogs, funnel cakes, etc.)

- he would probably eat so many of them he would throw up at a nearby trash can (you would pat his back in support)

- he would go on every ride with you even though he doesn't like rides

- would smoke on line with you

- would be those type of guys who would buy those big ass souvenir cups of lemonade

- he would drink so much lemonade and would later want to piss so much (HELP)

- im sorry but i could definitely see him pass out on the zipper ride (search it up for reference) 

- would try to impress you by wining those carnival dates (he didn't win anything) 

- he would have to pay for the prizes because he couldn't win them

- on the alien abduction ride he'd lift up his whole body and start floating

- he would count the amount of cigarettes he finds on the floor out of boredom during the lines

- would probably start a carnival riot

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 this was fun!! comment what else i should do