if you were pregnant

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by hobiebrowns

by hobiebrowns

this is very different from what i've written in a while, and i know some of my readers aren't very comfortable reading this so if you aren't you can skip and read the next one!

- when you told him the news he was ecstatic and would get very emotional (idk i just feel like hes the type to get very emotional)

- he'd call the baby nicknames and would talk to the baby (yeah.. idk i can just see him doing this)

- "what if we name him totino? because of those pizza bite things?"

- if you couldn't tell, i think he'd come up with stupid names for the baby (whether hes serious about them or not, no one would ever know...)

- he would be very careful when hugging you because he doesn't want to hurt the baby.

- hes cringe sometimes and would just randomly kiss your stomach

- he would shower you in affection whenever you felt sick or tired

- he would overbuy stuff for the baby and would buy unnecessary shit

- "hey you never know when we'll need a wipe warmer."

- would play the guitar for you and the baby.

- he would go but baby clothing and cry because its so cute and small and he just melts

- "LOOK AT HOW SMALL THESE SHOES ARE THEIR SO CUTE I CANT"

- would buy so many baby toys its insane

- instead of getting books meant for babies, he'd "accidentally" buy books about politics

this was cute ngl, enjoy!! also please leave recommendations in the comments as my summer break started and i have nothing to do.