- he tries to look for a good recipe (he finds one on those white people food blogs) (im guilty of using those too)
- "okay so, i use this..? and that..? what is this even for?"
- probably doesn't have half of the ingredients he needs.
- "why use a whisk when mother nature gave me my hands?"
- yeah he'd contaminate the food with germs.
- wouldn't read the whole recipe and would "wing it."
- would add random things to add flavor to the food.
- would wear a chef hat and one of those stupid aprons that says kiss the chef.
- would make a huge mess and would spend two hours trying to clean it.
- when he was done he'd feel very proud of himself and his creation.
- "y/n is gonna love this!"
- he forgot to turn off the oven..
- oh no.
- oh shit.
- he burnt his kitchen down.
- he puts the fire out and then leaves his house casually with the half burnt bread in hand.
- he'd give it to you and then casually tell you he burnt his kitchen down.
- "here you go luv, i made you a bread, i burnt my kitchen down making it but that's not important."
- "WHAT."
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HOBIE BROWN HEADCANNONS
Fanfictionthis was just for fun so please dont take it too seriously!!