HOBIE BROWN HEADCANNONS

he tries to cook for you..

- he tries to look for a good recipe (he finds one on those white people food blogs) (im guilty of using those too)

- "okay so, i use this..? and that..? what is this even for?" 

- probably doesn't have half of the ingredients he needs. 

- "why use a whisk when mother nature gave me my hands?"

- yeah he'd contaminate the food with germs.

- wouldn't read the whole recipe and would "wing it."

- would add random things to add flavor to the food.

- would wear a chef hat and one of those stupid aprons that says kiss the chef.

- would make a huge mess and would spend two hours trying to clean it.

- when he was done he'd feel very proud of himself and his creation.

- "y/n is gonna love this!"

- he forgot to turn off the oven..

- oh no.

- oh shit.

- he burnt his kitchen down.

- he puts the fire out and then leaves his house casually with the half burnt bread in hand. 

- he'd give it to you and then casually tell you he burnt his kitchen down.

- "here you go luv, i made you a bread, i burnt my kitchen down making it but that's not important."

- "WHAT."