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Sillies In the office

Just a quick little chapter that I scraped through at like 3am-
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Dazai was sitting at his desk like any other day, twiddling a pin through his index and middle fingers, looking at it as though it held the meaning of life.
"Why don't you actually get some work done instead of mindlessly staring into space." Dazai knew this was not a question, more of an order that Kunikida knew he would not follow.
"Ah Kunikida! Don't you see? This pin here has seen the future and was just about to tell it to me before you so rudely interrupted," Dazai held his head up in mock pride and Kunikida just continued typing on his keyboard at an almost unfathomable pace.

"Atsushi!" Dazai called to his not-so-new protege.
"Yes Dazai-san?" Atsushi answered, polite and quick as always.
"How about you finish this work for me and I'll take you and Kyouka out for crepes? Doesn't that sound fun!" Dazai asked in his usual tone, charming and charismatic.
"I-um-" Just as Atsushi was about to answer, Kunikida interrupted again.
"Absolutely not! You are meant to get this work done today, Dazai. And you act as if you have a cent to your name." He said in a matter-a-fact tone.
"Oh Kunikida, how cruel you can be! Depriving dear Atsushi and Kyouka here of their rightfully earned crepes!" Dazai waved his hands around in exaggeration.
"Just get your work done Dazai." Kunikida finalised.
Dazai gave one more over dramatic sigh as he got back to writing a few words on his sheet and then spinning the shiny pin that lay in the palm of his hand.

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An hour or so later Ranpo burst into the office with Yosano following behind.

"Another day, another twenty solved cases! Honestly, the cases that have some up recently are so easy that even a baby could solve them...Anyway, I brought sweets! Not for you guys though, go buy your own." With that, Ranpo skipped to his desk and started to snack on some of the colourful assortment of sweets that he had brought (most likely with Yosano's money).
"Don't worry I bought you all some as well." Yosano stated as she walked to her desk, taking a bottle of wine out of the bag she had walked in with.
"Kunikida,this is for the weekend." It was a Tuesday and almost everyone in the office knew for sure that Yosano wasn't going to leave a good bottle of wine alone for that long but Kunikida knew better than to question Yosano.
She handed out a chocolate bar to each of he coworkers, even Ranpo with his bulging bag of sweets almost falling off of his desk, and each gave a polite "thank you" to her.

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The day ended with everyone packing up their things and Kunikida shouting at Dazai for finishing his work at the very last second and of course he stayed later than everyone else just to check through it all.

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492 words.

That is the end of this little intro chapter, I hope that you all enjoyed!