highschool hellbound//style southpark

morning

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Craig: dudeee what the hell happened last night?!

Craig: watch out, I heard cartman bought a drone.

Criag: dude ur gf js showed up here pissseddddd. She said you were supposed to come to her house last night but you didn't show up and you won't answer ur phone.

Craig: hello?

Criag: oh also me and Tweek got back together last night 😁

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I didn't know how to respond honestly so I just texted him what I remembered, like tweek throwing hands and how me and Craig almost got ourselfs killed on the stairs.

I hesitate to open Wendy's text. Right when I was about to open it Kyle walked in. His hair was wet and curly, his freckles and his green ass eyes had my attention. He was wearing gray sweatpants and a hoodie that looked familiar.

"Is that my hoodie?" I asked. "yea? What abt it?" Kyle responded. "Nothing, I don't remember giving that to you tho." I said back thinking of I did give it to him or not. But he came forward and admitted that he stole it out of my car.

We were talking for a minute and then Kyle kinda jumped. "Shit i forgot to tell you, I texted Wendy and told her you were here and she is welcome to come get you, sorry ."

"okay, thanks dude." I said back. Suddenly both me and kyles phone rings at the same time. I was confused at first but it was out boys school gc.

It was a picture, from cartman. So it's either a really bad meme, a dick pick, or smth from the party last night he wasn't even invited to. But I was wrong.

"How did he get that? I mean my widow was closed?? Did he spy on us in the middle of the night??" Kyle asked so many questions at a time. The picture was taken from the window, and it was me and Kyle sleeping...when we were like..idk hugging on eachother..?

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Craig: was this supposed to be like offensive in a way? all of us sleep like that with eachother at sleepovers, u wouldnt know that cz u are never invited to any of them...cz no one wants you there.

Stan: yea dude don't get ur fat rolls in a twist cz u are never invited to anything

Clyde: LMAOOOO

Eric: they literally are gay for each other and you guys are shitting on me?

Tolkien: they're not gay for each other, Eric. You have to have friends to know the bro code man.
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